SusanM

Dogs. Being weird. Being awkward. Just a human.

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

@thegreenempty Did you read the book?

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Wow @CBS @paramountplus what a great and sensitive episode to air on sept 14th... 3 days after the 25th anniversary #neverforget #fbi #lonewolf

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Not a cat but has definitely been in outerspace...

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

On a more positive note, the Cosmic Gregory calendar is returning for 2027

But I have an idea for it I’ll need your help for.

Gregory’s extragalactic adventures will continue past the events occurring in December 2026, but he will encounter other life forms.

If you have an alien (sometimes referred to as a cat) in your residence, share your best photos in Gregory post threads. If they work for his adventure, I may see if they can be included in his 2027 adventures.

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

@sanandreafault There's literally a book about this. Open Throat by Henry Hoke

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

@Tho_ModernMissy 7 is best, followed by #2. 3&4 do not highlight your beauty

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Or helen or pearl

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Ruth

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

@thewinterdollx Literally dont care whos peeing next to me

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

We are now forced to close intake and not help anymore cats until we find homes for the adoptable cats in our care. We literally have no more space and I'm having to say no to cats who will die without us.

all these kittens are still here.

Please share.

📍 SF Bay Area

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Like one is delicious... and the other.... dude is your mom ok?

[carly¹⁶ @nyrcarly]

Like what do you mean this is a real picture

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Dude once you get shingles there is nothing you can do. That's literally how vaccines work. They prevent infection/severe infection. They are not retroactive. #science

[special k | CEO of pumpkin spice oneshotted era 🍂 @specialkdelslay]

@greatestdisease I don't honestly worry about it... if ur worried about it get the shingles thingo. I think it's one of the few u can get free or cheaply

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Do you also drink unpasteurized milk?

[ghost6623 @ghost66231]

@greatestdisease People didn't start getting shingles this much until the vaccine. It was not common back in the day. I do not and will not get the vaccine

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Yes. Get the shingles vaccine. It will save you A LOT of pain.

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

@FlavorFlav I love this and all y'all ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

But olive oil is such a true joy .... so sad for your loss 😥

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for food industry roles.

A friend runs an olive oil factory and an applicant listed "the global financial system" as an interest. That is not an interest. There will not be an interview.

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

This looks like the sand monster that digests you over a thousand years from return of the jedi

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

Here’s Gregory being a goof to cheer you up

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Right, because being an misogynistic homophibic cunt twat will prove how free your mind is

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I have $20 that this lady drives a Subaru Outback.

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

“Some men improve the world only by leaving it.”

—Oscar Wilde.

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Seasoning or boiled?

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

Left or right?

[SusanM @SusanM6791]

Perfect. I love overalls and have a pair of my dads from the 70s

[ReubenK.🇰🇪 @Reuben_044]

@_sorrengailll overalls are a no go