SJR

And what you give is what you get.

[. @jdpoc]

She can't use tinsel like everybody else ?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Please spare a thought for James Dyson, the Brexit-voting billionaire who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax. Without people like him, farmland would be more affordable for actual farmers.

[Marcus Chown @marcuschown]

When I think of all the marches I’ve been on, some with 100,000s, that newspapers and TV have totally ignored, and then I see this one against inheritance tax, which will hit only the wealthiest, including those who bought land to dodge tax, and the wall-to-wall media coverage…

[Georgia Coan @georgia_coan]

Thought he was a last minute entry into #ImACeleb for a moment

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Things have just got a lot more difficult . Here’s what I think . I had no control over what just happened . None . But I do have control over how I will react to it . And I am not going to give up on the beautiful and the good , the grip on my dreams just got tighter .

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Being hungover on weekends is inefficient. You should wake up early on weekends and live your life. You should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work.

[Douglas Cheape @CheapeDouglas]

Just caught my tomatoes trying to sneak out.

[Caolán Mc Aree @Caolanmcaree]

Happy to hear Kate Middleton is recovering well, somewhat confused that she's releasing a Folk Album, but good for her.

[SJR @SusanRidley4]

@Michael4MDNP @JamesCleverly @VotePursglove I thought your brief was illegal immigration ... and thanks for making it so much harder to find care staff - or perhaps those claiming migrants have taken their jobs will fill these vacancies - they seem so nice and suited to caring roles.

[Bethan Moore @Bethan_Kate]

Special thanks to my mother for this. I’m thirty six.

[poc @peteoconn]

I think the fact that the people who claim to be patriots & 'want their country back' have burnt down a citizens advice bureau & a library tells you absolutely everything you need to know about them. #RiotsUK

[Phil Norman @MrPhilNorman]

New Trumpton fire brigade just dropped.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Nigel Farage could yesterday have had the questions, he claims are unanswered, answered if he had bothered to turn up to parliament and ask them during the statement on the incidents in Southport. He didn't turn up, he grifted instead.

[Simon Warren @100Climbs]

A lot of people on here calling for Dressage to be banned but that would just cut off another way out of the ghetto that many kids rely on.

[Alan Kelly @akellyucc]

Everyone slags Starmer over the family background in tools but in fairness he can assemble a cabinet quickly

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Philip hits the nail on the head.

"You're having your kitchen refitted... the bloke's a little fella & his trousers are too short.. "

#LBC

[Paul Coleman @PColemanchester]

The full photo tells a very different story.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

So much of this election campaign is extraordinary. But that word does not quite capture the Tory campaign director Tony Lee taking emergency leave of absence mid-campaign because he and his wife, a Tory candidate, are being investigated by the Gambling Commission over a bet on the election date. If I had put that in one of the political thrillers wot I write I would have cut it out because it would have seemed just too mad to be true