Dead Ass Tree

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[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

I’m sorry, but the person you have called has changed so much they’ve outgrown you. Please hang up and try again.

Goodbye

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

Baseball runs in bloodlines. Camden Yards is home.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Baltimore’s a baseball city. And a great one at that. Amazing what happens when you get a team out there that’s worth investing your time and money in as a fan.

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

All I’m looking for out of life is to make enough money to be able to buy my health

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

This did not age well.

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

Shout out to my dad and stepmom for always being parents to me and understanding what is happening in my life just want that in writing

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

Do you ever day dream about being a podcast guest who gets to talk about activism bc same

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

@severalworms Please throw that away

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

Bax makes the most badass literary related works of art including this little baby right here. Highly recommend his shop, I have his art on my living room wall as well as on my favorite bookmarks 😈 ok that it thank you for your time

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

Turns out you crave attention and validation as an adult when you grew up invisible as a child. This makes my professional life very difficult for me.

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

When you realize you’re actually just in a bad mood because you’re still not where you expected to be in life and time is only passing faster 🙃🙃🙃

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

@j0nesyx I’ve literally wanted to live in a town with wild peacocks since I was 11 and now I don’t again 😂

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

If I have to make one more dynamic spreadsheet in Google sheets without knowing how to script I will scream 🙂

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Meatloaf behind the scenes from THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Rest In Power.

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

Today I have to say fuck my chronic illness so hard

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

@floridaman42069 I actually bought this at work yesterday and it’s low key double the price now 🙃

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

@theslutcemetery I’m so in love with the vibe of the tree

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

St Chicken and his Gravy Boat

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

I am making my first Christmas dinner without my mom for my boyfriend because of an exposure my brother had preventing us from sharing a Christmas dinner. I’m nervous, but thank you to the world for this unexpected experience here is St Chicken now that he’s entered the sauna

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

@landshark_leah I mean if someone has the audacity to call me I will continue to go about my normal life even if that means peeing through the phone 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

My life is falling apart

[Dead Ass Tree @SusanStr0ng]

Gonna start posting photos with my bf with realistic captions instead.
“I like him today!” “So excited to spend tomorrow and probably at least a few weeks after that with you!”

[nye bestseller, e-vile @zomatosoup]

to be clear i WONT be sharing my spotify wrapped, y'all already know im mentally ill