Susanna Jones

Wordy, nerdy and not particularly dangerous to know.

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

@SteveReedMP @DefraGovUK Please keep pushing for a strong Global Plastics Treaty that reduces plastic production!

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

@kevin_j_foster I strongly urge you to vote against the #PolicingBill that would criminalise peaceful protest in the U.K. Peaceful protest is a British right, and a right in any democratic country that values freedom of speech.

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

@Jonnywol_ I feel for you a whole ton ❤�� I think even people who appear to be creatively productive are struggling a fair bit. You’re doing the right thing in just trying to exist to the other side of lockdown/this spell of dodgy mental health. It’s all you can, and need to, do.

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

@Jonnywol_ @pathologic_bot I almost never go on twitter and I am so confused what is going on

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

Okay but does KFC’s secret recipe actually contain 7 herbs and spices or did they just choose the number 7 because it sounds nice and actually it’s like 3 herbs, 8 spices and 14 kinds of mineral?

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

@eloise_kristen You have GOT THIS my dear 😘 final year was my favourite year and the work you’ve put in over the previous years will pull you through even though it feels like it doesn’t count for much. You’ve made it through the past three years and you’ll make it through this one too xxxx

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

@JamesAcaster please don’t give up on student gigs, it wasn’t that we didn’t find your established material funny, it had just been a quiet room all night and I think the acoustics made it sound quieter. We do enjoy things other than doors, promise!

[UEA HeadlightsComedy @UEA_Headlights]

Satanism. Tennis. Are like bread and butter, or we hope so because they're both part of our Christmas show.
That's right, Headlights is back, and there's nowhere to hide...so you might as well come.
Book tickets at the SU website now.

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

Terry from #GBBO always has such sadness in his eyes. What happened in your past, Terry? Were you betrayed by a wayward Sachertorte?

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

Fun life tip: annoy your friends by putting ‘the’ in front of their favourite band name. The Gorillaz, The Arctic Monkeys, The The Beatles...

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

When you look at other people’s crushes and realise that everyone has such different ideas of what’s attractive that NO MATTER what you look like, you’ll be a 10 to someone. Think you look like a potato today? To the person you just passed on the street, you’re a sexy French fry.

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

AFAB: Assigned female at birth
AMAB: Assigned male at birth
ACAB: All cops are bastards
AHAB: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink a-

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

My friend just addressed me as ‘you jazzy dinosaur’ and now all I want in life is to one day star in a mini-series called ‘Susanna Jones: Jazz Dinosaur’

[Rick Godden @RickGodden]

*slaps roof of Chaucer*
You can fit so many readings into this bad boy

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

scrybe: *slappeth toppe of Harley 2253 manuscripte* thys badde boy kan fit so manye genres yn yt

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

Quietly referencing CBBC Edposting memes to myself in the back of a car and questioning what I have turned into

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

@Jonnywol_ What did I do :(((

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

Scrolling through my feed looking at all the “it’s coming home” posts from 3 hours ago like

[Susanna Jones @SusannaTJones]

@JJ_C400 😂 dammit JJ, now I need to learn to breakdance over the next 7 days so I don’t disappoint anyone

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

It’s me. Terry’s no longer with us. https://t.co/V6qsHmRXYg