Susannah Kiernan

[Deonandan @deonandan]

We've lost the Ontario Science Centre and the McLaughlin Planetarium. I cannot paint a greater symbol of the tragic decline of science literacy in this province.

[Susannah Kiernan @SusannahKiernan]

The Tortured Poets Department could’ve been an email.

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

Wake up and look at little screen, work 10 hours on medium screen, get home and relax with big screen before bed

[sharjil rasool @sharjilrasool]

brother, let’s take the next street over. this one’s not for us 🙏

[mdh @haggardbones]

Going to bed for the 14,600th time or so. Hopefully tonight is the night I figure out what to do with my arms.

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

Sigh. Vaccines are a great test of whether a person can properly process real-world information - because they’ve been used and studied by about every nation on earth - or whether they believe junk cooked up by ghouls and grifters and larded onto the internet. Joe failed.

[Deonandan @deonandan]

Since people are asking. In Canada, Measles immunization rates (for 2 year olds) is ~91.6% as of 2021. Sustained Measles elimination requires ~95% immunization for total population. Thus we continue to have outbreaks.

https://t.co/1BuTd1wv9P

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

everyone has had a ‘Subway phase’ where you ate Subway sandwiches for like a month straight. that was undiagnosed depression

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

The next week will see the second-highest COVID levels of the pandemic so far. If you are sick, please stay home if you can. If you have to go into work, please wear an N95 mask to protect others. If you are an employer or political leader, please increase paid sick days.

[Jeff Gilchrist @jeffgilchrist]

If 1 in 13 people are infected in Ontario that means there is a 55% chance at least one person in your group of 10 is infected, jumps to 70% in groups of 15, 86.5% chance with 25 people and 98% for that office Christmas party of 50 people. Calculator
( https://t.co/LuVuji9anZ ).

[Susannah Kiernan @SusannahKiernan]

@aaronpeever I don’t need to tell you about mine…

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

Static cling has turned out to be less of a challenge in my adult life than the commercials I saw as a child lead me to believe

[Dan Mitchell @realdanmitchell]

The Buffalo Bills are now the only team in NFL history to defeat Taylor Swift.

Hang the banner.

[CIDRAP @CIDRAP]

Using both nose, throat swabs boosts sensitivity of rapid #COVID testing

The findings suggest that US rapid antigen testing recommendations should include throat specimens.

https://t.co/CLfUF4ZuVt

Photo: Banc d'Imatges Infermeres, Ariadna Creus/Angel Garcia / Flickr cc

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Met Gala: ‘Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion”

Straight men:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The boys are back in town

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.