This is the type of shit that needs no words to troll itself.
This is actually real… he’s really posting infomercials plugging this…
Using America’s 250th Anniversary too…
More like… “As my dad tanks the economy as fast as he can, nothing is more patriotic than getting your hands on some Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last”
This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material
The cryptard solana cycle
Solana dumps -> People dump all their shitcoins -> Continue forward without stabling -> buy back their shitcoins at higher prices
I remember the top being in for memes when elon was on snl
I remember ftx
I remember the end of nfts
I remember 10/10
Every single time we bounced back and this time will be no different.
I will die on this hill happily.
Crypto will win in the end.
I believe.
In an alternate timeline
we have @HunterBiden instead of Trump as the US president
Summer 2026 crackhead Olympics hosted at the white house
Solana at $600
No trade wars
Everyone is happy