Susie

:)

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

life lately

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

south florida high school vibes

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The black-footed cat is the deadliest wildcat in the world. Though they weigh only 2 - 6 pounds, they take down more prey in a single night than a leopard does in 6 months.

[christa @petcatsmokeweed]

gatekeeping my beauty by being unphotogenic and looking ugly from 75% of angles

[Susie @SusieCorvo]

I spend too much time planning out exactly what I would do if I won the lottery for someone who has never bought a lottery ticket

[Susie @SusieCorvo]

i literally call Robin for the stupidest reasons. i just FaceTimed her to tell her that I’ve never had a hard boiled egg. there’s no reason for that

[Susie @SusieCorvo]

forgot my boyfriend didn’t grow up in the north east and I called someone a “lax bro” and he thought i was suggesting that they took a lot of laxatives 🥲

[Susie @SusieCorvo]

this is how the lady at the vets office was probably feeling while answering the most specific questions ever about my kitten getting spayed because I’m a helicopter parent and my cat is the light of my life

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

my New Year’s resolution is to be pretty and have fun

[Avery @aveislame]

i have two lower bowl tickets for The 1975 In Atlanta 11/12 for sale!! we can’t go anymore :// #the1975 #mattyhealy #Atlanta #tour

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

i’ve been taking some notes