@SuSil Tweets

come fall in love with my tweets ❤️

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Nepali parents and their urge to say, "talai ahela samma hamile kahe chij ko lagi mana gareko chhau ra?" after stopping you from doing everything.

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Sometimes I think yo mero
"Sabar ko fal" pani chori bhaisakyo.

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Lajayera kahe bhanna nasakera block gari:

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Raati 2,3 baje samma nasuti bashne baani, kunai din malai bhoot pret sanga parichaya garaucha.

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My patience level:

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Tme haru kasari sadhai khusi bashna sakchau? aafulai tw harek harek 10 min ma overthinking garne naya topic vetirako hunchu.

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Nepalese dads don't believe in earphones while watching videos on their phones, whatever they watch, purai ghar pariwar le sunnu parcha.

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the only reason Nepalese go to village during dashain is to text their friend "oe balance haldena, ma gaau tira chu"

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kunai bela lagcha maile mobile mero lagi haina, charger ko lagi leyako hu.

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Others: yo kura kasailai navana ni feri?

Me: bro, malai tw yo pani yaad hudaina ki maile chiya ma chini hale ki halina?

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I look at iphone 15 with 100 rupaiya in my bank balance and say, "yesko tw khasai model pani thik chhaina."

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I asked a girl why she wasn't going on the college tour, and she replied "permission dinu bhayena," I told her tmro mummy buwa ko number deyau ma kura gardinchu, she goes like, "mero boyfriend le permission dinu bhayena"
#susiltweets

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पहिला म गरिब थिए,

त्यसपछि मैले English सिके, अहिले म poor छु।

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फोहोर उठाउने गाडी आउदा, बिहान बिहान आखा मिचि मिचि भए पनि फोहोर लैजाने छोरा/ छोरीलाई पनि मजदुर दिवसको शुभकामना।

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mero aafnai kapal le tw mero saath xoddai xa, aru sanga k aash rakhnu? 😒

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Offline bhako natak garirako thiye jhukkera story seen garexu.

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Yaaarrr... यो Phone Silent मा राख्ने बानीले एकदिन मेरो सबैसँग नाता तोडिन्छ जस्तो लाग्छ।

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Kasaiko valentine day yestow ni hune rahexa. #namenotimportant

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families and loved ones affected by the tragic plane crash in Pokhara.
#susiltweets #planecrash #PokharaAirport #namenotimportant