Kelly UberBre jr

I'm tired. 40 pizzas in 30 days is child's play, Papa John money isnt real

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

Loving texts between me and the wife

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@BLKTivityEnjoyr @onehandpolitics

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@ChipotleTweets
Do your burritos have sizes now and did I accidentally hit the small option?

What the hell is this?

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@Schrocklaw @jessmargera Lockdowns were in 2020

Who was president , you fucking idiot?

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

It’s super weird that I decided to watch this show Shogun, thinking it would be centered around a Shogun character…

Instead, it’s about a white guy

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@StonerPhillyFan A-list is a better program IMO

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

It’s funny how every story is going to sink Platner..
Yet here we are, still having him leading in polls

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@HunterBiden @tardedlib Hunter let’s get beers in Rehobeth this summer

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@jlauro67 @PpollingNumbers Land doesn’t vote

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Baseball is for all 🏳️‍🌈

Happy Pride Month!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@allinkid The alternative is now the primary

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Bernie Bros, ASSEMBLE!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

My attempt

[Pratik Dünya @pratikdunya]

Meksikalı bir arkadaşım gösterdi, yumurtayı bir de böyle yapın.

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

Zohran is just showing that Dems could have been doing this shit the entire time, while they were going oh but our hands are tied bullshit.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

They’ve told us for years the wheels of justice moves slow and policy takes time. Meanwhile we can visibly see data centers people don’t want popping up and Trump create funds for Jan 6th rioters. Dems said the Parliamentarian blocked them from raising the min wage.

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@consequence @tmorello @FlavorFlav @MrChuckD Wait….
Prophets of Rage???? @tmorello

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

( I think the “ threats “ is just a way to stay middle of the road and not piss off a dwindling fan base for a not very good band i admittedly have seen live)

(Motley Crue was better at that show)

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

The world will so much better when this egotistical piece of shit is in the ground

Fucking hell

Fuck this guy

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: Trump administration officials have pressed the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to design a $250 bill featuring the president’s portrait, in what would be the first appearance of a living person on U.S. currency in more than 150 years. https://t.co/S8sqdKSB7i

[Kelly UberBre jr @SuspendingJack]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Your husband is an ugly fuck