THIS IS BADD:
🇺🇸 Goldman Sachs now sees no Fed rate cut until 2027. The shift comes after stronger-than-expected U.S. jobs data. (Reuters)
A year ago the same desk was calling for three cuts in 2026.
The market priced the easy money. The data keeps removing it.
🚨 ASIAN MARKETS ARE BLEEDING.
Around $1.5 TRILLION was wiped out from Asian stocks today.
🇯🇵 Japan: ¥61.6T erased
🇰🇷 South Korea: ₩556T wiped out
🇹🇼 Taiwan: NT$7.4T gone
🇨🇳 China: ¥2.1T+ erased
🇭🇰 Hong Kong: HK$848B wiped out
🇮🇳 India: ₹4T erased.
Almost every major Asian market is crashing.
Stocks. They’re heading for a blow-off-Great- Depression-style top.
But before we all end up in bread lines…
The drunken blow-off will hit crypto just as everyone writes it off.
Crypto bros will get so rich that Lambos will be sold out nationwide.
Just wait. It’s coming.
#Altcoins
My indicators suggest that a major move is on the horizon for Altcoins.
Interestingly, we’re seeing a very similar scenario to last year. The first few days of April were mixed, after which we saw a five-month uptrend (oct '25) for alts.
Exciting times ahead.🫡
BREAKING: Iran is demanding ships pay a toll in Bitcoin to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.
$1 per barrel of oil. Payment must be made in seconds or the ship does not pass.
Vessels that attempt transit without Iranian approval will be destroyed, according to a radio broadcast sent to tankers in the Gulf today.
300 to 400 ships are currently waiting to exit the Gulf.
Bitcoin is back above $71,000.
It's now reclaimed this key zone that's been brutal resistance for the past few months.
We're also close to a bullish MACD crossover on the weekly.
The last time this happened, BTC rallied by ~30% in the months that followed.
Let's see how we close this week.
#Altcoins
I think we’re at the start of a life-changing altcoin rally, just like in 2017 and 2021.
Yes, we had to wait longer than we thought, but it’s finally here.
The similarities to back then are incredible, aren't they?
Sorry — I have to toot my horn.
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Don't ever tell yourself this sh*t.
It takes 10 years to hit your stride in something.
At 35..Likely with kids and a wife. You'll be happy you took life seriously in your 20s.
Most men don't. It shows.
Start when your 15. If you can't, start today. Now.
ELON MUSK: “What I see is what I call shallow empathy. People have empathy for the criminals, but not empathy for the victims.
I believe one should have deep empathy and ask, what is the greater good for society? Is it better to incarcerate criminals, and prevent them from hurting people, or to let them loose and allow those people to be hurt?”
Metals are done running.
Ai stocks are overpriced.
Inflation is popping back up.
And crypto is hitting turbo main stream adoption.
The money is going to flood back into crypto. Search your heart. You know it’s true. Up.
#Altcoins
The biggest Altcoinseason since 2017 is still to come.
Many will sell far too early.
We’ve seen it happen twice before. Just because it’s taking longer doesn’t mean it won’t happen.
Be prepared. The macro chart looks fantastic.
The most patient people on earth aren’t monks
They’re altcoin holders who’ve been waiting for their season since 2021
That kind of conviction is either genius or insanity
Probably both