Suzanne Hookings

I'm an animal lover & have 4 cats Freddi Sharni Rosie and Zeus and a long billed Corella & a python
I love reading, gardening,
computer games and bush walking

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

https://t.co/LgZ0OECotz

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama https://t.co/IcykMcfgC3 https://t.co/IcykMcfgC3

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Yes I eat dairy free milk yoghurt and cheese

[Farm Sanctuary @FarmSanctuary]

Help keep calves like Leo with their moms by choosing plant-based dairy options! 💕

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

I'm sure he will no need to cross fingers just 🙏

[politic@l spinner @Justabogan]

Albo about to go to China for some great deals especially with Trade.. I'm sure he will come home with so good news
How lucky are we folks if he does
Fingers crossed 🤞. #auspol

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Bahaha love this one 😍😅😂🤣

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Bahaha love it 💜😍❤️

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Awwhhh yes I am lactose intolerant so I dont eat any dairy Ibut I do have lactose free milk and dairy free yoghurt

[Farm Sanctuary @FarmSanctuary]

Help keep calves like Leo with their moms by choosing plant-based dairy options! 💕

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Oh no this is so sad and devastating, which store is still open?

[The Advertiser @theTiser]

Another Cafe de Vili’s store has swiftly closed down – leaving just two of the iconic bakeries operating in Adelaide.
📌 DETAILS: https://t.co/yrDg40hSQ6

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

BAHAHA SO FUNNY RICKY LET'S DO THIS IM I AUSTRALIA SO WE NEED IT TOO 💯😍💜❤️💗🎹🎼🎵🎶

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Never lose heart or give up doing what you love. This was the first review I got for The Office. #TheOffice24

A summer stinker; 'A bore in homeopathic doses can be hilarious, but a bore in real time remains simply a bore'.
Victor Lewis-Smith The Evening Standard, July 10 2001
BRITAIN has the best television in the world," we're constantly being told, mostly by networks who specialise in stealing the very worst formats from America. From Double Your Money and The Price is Right to Wheel of Fortune and Trisha, the UK schedules have always been crammed with second-hand ideas from the States, so much so that I've recently written to the Government, suggesting that it should set up an official watchdog to monitor the trade. My proposal is that this watchdog should be called Offrip, that its board should consist of a wide cross section of society (Lady Howe, Lord Wakeham, a retired High Court judge, and perhaps a bishop or two), and that just like every other public regulatory body in the country, it should have no powers whatsoever, and exist purely to be alternately mocked and ignored behind its back.
If Offrip did exist, I'd have written them a strongly worded letter last night, drawing their attention to BBC2's latest comedy series, The Office. Formats from both sides of the Atlantic have been shamelessly plundered for this self-proclaimed "comic study of white-collar workers", most notably the first-class pseudo-documentary People Like Us, with a soup?on of Larry Sanders (via Bob Martin), and even allusions to an execrable ITV sitcom from 1996, also called The Office. IT aims to capture the tedium and monotony of a nine-to-five existence, and to lampoon the pompous imbecility of the office wag, but fails miserably because parodies of dullness only succeed when they're shorter and more exaggerated than their original models. A bore in homeopathic doses can be hilarious, as demonstrated by The Fast Show's Colin Hunt, but a bore in real time remains simply a bore. In case the likes of Mike Leigh and Caroline Aherne have deluded you into thinking that it's easy to capture naturalism on TV, then a few minutes in the dubious company of Ricky Gervais and his colleagues will soon set you straight. Gervais may be a patchily amusing stand-up comic, but he's clearly neither an actor (frequently garbling his lines, and barely modulating his performance) nor a dramatic writer (cramming too many words into the characters' mouths, and leaving little breathing space), and before long I found myself shouting at the screen: "What did you do with the money?" (the money his mother presumably once gave him for acting lessons). With the exception of Martin Freeman, the rest of the cast were equally underwhelming, and conveyed the impression not simply of playing the roles of dull office workers, but of being actors who were bored with their characters. Let's put it this way. While Leigh's creations invariably have depth and complexity, these were so onedimensional that, if you rotated them through 90 degrees, they'd disappear. Turning now to the structure, the intercutting of fly-on-the-wall sequences with monologue confessionals could not disguise the vacuity of both the dialogue and what passed for a plot. The threat of imminent redundancy hung heavy over the entire Slough office (as indeed it should over the actors), while inside, David Brent (Gervais) spent his time trying to prise weakly suggestive one-liners into his every mumbled speech. His exchanges with his secretary were one prolonged trip down Mammary Lane, with lewd quips about her breasts and the age-old remark that "there's hardly a man in this office who hasn't woken up at the crack of Dawn" (the poor woman being named Dawn Tinsley, solely to expedite this one lame gag). As for schoolboy pranks like putting a stapler inside a jelly and remarking "it's a trifling matter", what can one say, and by the time Mr Brent had made Dawn cry by pretending to sack her, I was also pretty close to tears. Of utter despair. THIS is the time of year when you're liable to find people sticking their stinking hairy oxters in your face if you venture onto the Tube, and it's also the season when schedulers try to sneak their stinking disasters into the listings unnoticed, but even that doesn't fully explain what's happening to British TV comedy at the moment. How this dross ever got beyond the pilot stage is a mystery, while over on C4 they're showing five-year-old repeats of Brass Eye, starring a 40-year-old enfant terrible who's still playing his schoolboy pranks in hopes of riling the ITC (and even more embarrassingly, he's planning to do more). Strangely, last night's programme didn't pick up on the aspect of office work which I hated most during my two-year stint, namely the sheer horror of trying to think of something new to say to people who I'd pass in the corridor several times each day (the morning I found myself saying "we can't go on meeting like this," I knew it was time to quit). Looking back on that bleak period, the only real pleasure I had came from putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier on opposite sides of my desk, then sitting back and watching them fight it out to the death.

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

@rickygervais She can't hear you but drink your bath water if you're desperate lol 😂🤣💦🛀

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Bahaha love it 😍😉🤣

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

OH NO PRAYING FOR THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭🙏🙏

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: 23 girls are now MISSING from Christian summer Camp Mystic in Hunt, TX after the area was INUNDATED with flooding, per Lt. Gov. Patrick

The deathtoll is now 13 and rising, with more rain on the way.

PLEASE pray for the missing girls and their families 🙏🏻

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

OMG is this trumps doing

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

More than 16 million Americans are at risk of losing their health care because Republicans in Congress are rushing to pass a bill that would cut federal funding for Medicaid and weaken the Affordable Care Act.

If the House passes this bill, it will increase costs and hurt working class families for generations to come. Call your representative today and tell them to vote no on this bill.

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

OMG this is all trumps fault

[Ali Adel @oflweareone]

🇮🇱‼️BREAKING: THE SLAUGHTER MUST GO ON‼️🇺🇸

$510 Million in Fresh Precision for Israel’s War Machine

Because nothing says “peacekeeping” like bunker busters wrapped in a bipartisan bow.

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🛑 DEAL HIGHLIGHTS — OR HOW TO KILL CLEANLY IN 2025:

📦 3,845 JDAM Kits for BLU-109 Bunker Busters

— 2,000 pounds of guided devastation.
— Penetrates 6 feet of reinforced concrete.
— Ideal for “fortified structures” —
or, historically speaking, hospitals, schools, and entire city blocks in Gaza.

📦 3,280 JDAM Kits for MK-82 General Purpose Bombs

— Only 500 pounds.
— Just enough for “surgical” erasure.
— Precision-guided compassion for when you need to obliterate a family without waking the neighbors.

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📍 WHY NOW?

Because Israel just finished Operation Midnight Hammer —
a June 2025 air campaign that turned parts of Iran into glowing rubble.

Thousands of bombs were dropped.
Stockpiles got low.
Moral fatigue didn’t.

Time to reload.

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🎯 STRATEGIC “BENEFITS”

🔺 Smarter Weapons: GPS-guided justice.
Now you can target the precise corner of a kindergarten that “looked suspicious.”

🔺 American Friendship:

This isn’t just an arms deal.
It’s an oath.

A blood pact.
A bipartisan love letter from Washington:
“To our dearest ally — keep bombing. We’ve got you.”

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🌍 REGIONAL IMPACT — OR HOW TO ACCIDENTALLY START WORLD WAR III

🔺 Balance of Power:

Translation: We help one side stay dominant so the other stays paranoid.

A perfect formula for endless war.

🔺 Potential Risks:

Civilian casualties?
War crimes?
International outrage?

All accounted for —
and priced into the deal.

Because if there’s one thing history has taught us,

it’s that precision doesn’t equal restraint.
Especially when it’s raining steel on the nameless.

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🧾 WHAT’S NEXT?

Congress will almost certainly approve.
Left, right — doesn’t matter.
When it comes to enabling Israel,
American politics is one unified weapon.

Deliveries may be expedited.
Because in the business of death,
speed is customer service.

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⚰️ BOTTOM LINE:

This isn’t defense.

It’s a business transaction between empire and executioner.

The U.S. isn’t just “supporting Israel.”

It’s arming the hand that presses the trigger,
measures the crater,
and calls it peace.

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📿 As the Qur’an says:

“And they planned, but Allah also planned. And Allah is the best of planners.”
(Surah Al-Imran 3:54)

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#BunkerBustersForPeace
#MurderByPrecision
#BloodMoney
#USIsraelAxis
#GazaWasAFireDrill
#OperationMidnightLies
#WeaponizedFriendship
#EmpireInDisguise
#JDAMJustice
#CongressionalComplicity
#MassDeathIsBipartisan
#GodSeesTheBlueprints

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

OMG trumps work???

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

America The Beautiful…

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

YES TRUMP HAS GONE OVERBOARD NOW FFS

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

WTF is happening in Washington D.C right now ! 😡😡😡

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

WTF OMG

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Let’s be absolutely clear. This decision, based on fringe conspiracy theories, will kill children.
https://t.co/e8MrajBQFJ

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Yes totally agree with you on this

[The Saturday Paper @SatPaper]

John Hewson on the next steps in Australian-American diplomacy.

"Albanese ought to make it clear, right from the start, that Australia would like to dispel any perception that we are merely a part of the US war machine." https://t.co/PgrLRuME0H

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Exactly

[wendyemily @wendyemily2]

@MikeCarlton01 That’s so hilarious! That he thinks those 3 are the epitome of He Men!!

What a joke.

[Suzanne Hookings @SuzanneHooking1]

Bahaha 😅🤣😂