Susanne

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Shadowhunters ❤️

[A 🐼 @Khanage9]

Pros of university: No one tells you what to do

Cons of university: No one tells you what to do

[Sarah Smith 🦙 @sarahesmith23]

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

[4422 ✭ @chelseasomba]

Now that we live in covid times I can’t believe we used to have to go to work with a cold and it would be normal to just infect everyone with your cold

[Bisserat @Bisserat]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Corona has showed me that if we had a zombie virus outbreak, we’d all be zombies within 2 weeks.

[Netflix @netflix]

when someone asks what I'm doing tonight

[Special Grade🇯🇲 @princek3v]

Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

ok but wearing a mask outside when it’s cold and windy kinda slaps

[Stephanie Beatriz @iamstephbeatz]

Wear a mask, dummies. (*to be read in Rosa Diaz voice)

[Susanne @SuzanneMidnight]

Can somebody please tell my brain to shut the fuck up at night? I was trying to figure out if a case was taxable regarding VAT IN MY SLEEP. Apparently I even presented the result to my bf (whilst still asleep) 🙄

[Susanne @SuzanneMidnight]

@sparklingdorimu I think it's a rather easy decision to make 🤷‍♀️

[t @tiannelisex]

best advice i ever heard was don’t let your desire for perfection lead to procrastination, if you want to start something just start it

[kootonin ᥫ᭡ ⁷ @cadburyggukie]

What on earth is he smoking

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

gentle reminder:

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

Things we will never understand:
1. How to do our taxes
2. Health insurance
3. How Daveed Diggs raps so fast in "Guns and Ships" without messing up.