Suzi Taylor

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

[Sarah Anderson @iriszenmoon]

I'm too ghetto for poodles. - @SuziTeee

[Sarah Anderson @iriszenmoon]

Taking a chill pill and dose of reality watching He's Just Not That into You! With @SuziTeee

[Niles Crane @NilesCraneBot]

Where's your blazer? Freddie: It's in the bathroom. Niles: Oh, dear. If it's touched the floor, we'll have to destroy it.

[Sarah Anderson @iriszenmoon]

The sharper the cheddah, the bettah. @SuziTeee

[Suzi Taylor @SuziTeee]

If your cheddar isn't sharp, it's dull

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.

[Suzi Taylor @SuziTeee]

Music just makes life better!

[Carly Campbell @CarlayCampbell]

Missionaries don't sacrifice all that they do for nothing. #TheChurchIsTrue.

[Suzi Taylor @SuziTeee]

@iriszenmoon I just want to be Lindsey Buckingham's guitar

[Sarah Anderson @iriszenmoon]

Waterparks remind me that a. lower back tats are never a good idea and b. some swimsuits should never be worn in public #wetnwild

[Suzi Taylor @SuziTeee]

@mynonnas_ann I'm just a chillin at my nonna's!

[Suzi Taylor @SuziTeee]

@iriszenmoon scrambled eggs all over my face

[Suzi Taylor @SuziTeee]

#retailtherapy is the real deal

[Y U NO @Y_U_NOOO]

HOGWARTS, Y U NO SEND ME LETTER YET?

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Everyone's in a relationship and I'm just sitting here like "...I love my dog."

[Suzi Taylor @SuziTeee]

@ProTrickShots has the greatest basketball shots I have ever seen. Watch em www.youtube.com/protrickshots