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@Thalassatx It was 40F inside my house yesterday. My water bottle had frost on it.

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@Thalassatx Hey, Ronnie, was that a quote from Sylvia Plath?

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@jillyymariee @Thalassatx James Caan as Sonny Corleone
Gary Sinise as Lt. Dan
Talia Shire as Adriaaaaaaannnn Balboa (nee Pennino)

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Approximately 22 veterans per day commit suicide.

Would at least 22 of my Twitter friends PLEASE copy and tweet?
(Not RT)

Veterans Crisis Line: Two hearts

US 800-273-8255 Flag of United States
UK 0800 138 1619 Flag of United Kingdom
Canada 18334564566

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@Thalassatx @the_silverfox1 Yep, because tens of thousands of backyard diesel powered generators are a much better choice than investing in solar energy in a state like Texas with a million acres of flat shadeless prairie.

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@Thalassatx What's your recipe for chicken beaks that makes them better than wings, Linda?

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@Thalassatx @GovAbbott And next we'll have North Korea, Belarussian & Libyan "election observers" come in to make sure state elections are "properly run".

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@ClaudiaTiggs Oh, if Kim Possible had only been around when I was a kid...still looking for my grown-up version of her.

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@Thalassatx You do know that she PRE-CHEWED their food and fed it to them like a bird, right? I seriously doubt they are unaware of the fact the she steam-cleans her junk or sells candles that smell like where they came from.

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@Thalassatx @CatmommaCheri The journey is the destination if you do it right.

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@Thalassatx COVID has created a huge pool of online/Zoom-based counselling resources. People in rural areas with a decent internet connection can get hold of some good mental health services now.

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@Thalassatx Hye, FUTURE!! Screw flying cars and hoverboards, where TF is my on demand "instant replay/let's go to the tape, Bob"?! (Oh yeah, my phone and an internet connection, nvm)

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@Thalassatx @mental_floss Tess of D'Ubervilles

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@Thalassatx In vino veritas, or at least entertain the possibility that she never actually WANTED to be closer to her family and now she's screwed herself by not saying it out loud for fear of looking "bad".

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@Lynnenallo "Knows about" is not the same as "Cares about".

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@Thalassatx Not true. Everybody knows that boy Corvettes are red, but girl Corvettes are white.

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@Thalassatx Queen of the South...🤔...yeah, I'm good with that (especially given how the marriage turned out).

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@Thalassatx @EW @ChrisEvans That's just because Chris Farley is dead.

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@Thalassatx So if after Sep. 1st some guy rapes a child & gets her pregnant, he gets 100 days in county lock up, but if his victim gets an abortion she's facing a lawsuit from the guy who raped her.

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@ProjectLincoln She knew damned well what it was given that she claimed to visited Auschwitz when she was 19. That was too early to have spent the time there taking selfies under the gate, so she must've at least had to walk through the place.