Sarah Wagner

Just a small town girl getting lost in NYC. Love is love is love 🌈 Plattsburgh Alumni '17. BSN, RN, NICU nurse 💉

[KB @kaybourdiesel]

experiencing profound loss is absolutely not making me a stronger person like they said it would.

[Sarah Wagner @Swaaaagz]

@EmmaGMyers Cackling at myself trying to figure out who are underneath the emoji heads

[Sarah Wagner @Swaaaagz]

@SophiaBush @DramaQueensOTH @HilarieBurton did y’all notice in episode 421 Haley’s shoes keep changing from sneakers to heels in the spice girls dance scene?! I can’t unsee it!

[Katie Oneill @Katiearoune]

It’s insane to expect NFL players to play a literal game after witnessing that but also equally insane to expect a nurse to continue to care for 5 other patients for the remainder of their shift after bringing someone back to life

[Sarah Wagner @Swaaaagz]

@EmmaGMyers I’m also constantly screaming about this!!!!! NANCY U ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIS ASS

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am not meant to work I am meant to buy things at TJ Maxx and read books and pet cats

[Kendall Ciesemier @kendallciese]

“ONLY!!!!!!”

Really? ONLY 52?!

My god.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I don’t know who this Lyft driver is but he deserves an award and a seat in Congress.

[Sarah Wagner @Swaaaagz]

@chiquitadina_ He won’t. He sucks. I hate him

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

The same people who cried like children about getting shots for the past 2 years citing freedom of choice are now cheering a ruling that strips women of their *checks notes* freedom of choice.

[Sarah Wagner @Swaaaagz]

@chiquitadina_ Dental Boutique! They let you pick your playlist and have a dog 😍

[Bridgerton @bridgerton]

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[Sarah Wagner @Swaaaagz]

Why am I targeted for Sesame Street Live commercials on Hulu??? What have I done to deserve this????

[Sarah Wagner @Swaaaagz]

Uggs 👏🏼are 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 snow 👏🏼 boots 👏🏼

[Michal Kurlaender @mkurlaender]

Today on Holocaust Remembrance Day, today when a Tennessee school board decided to remove the Pulitzer Prize-winning book "Maus" from its curriculum, today when teaching about racism is under attack…77 years ago today my dad, barely 6 years old, was liberated from Auschwitz.

[Sarah Wagner @Swaaaagz]

@chiquitadina_ This is pretty normal when you’re sick. Make sure you’re getting plenty of fluids and electrolytes and take it easy. Hope you feel better soon 💜

[ricky ubeda @RickyUbeda11]

is now a good time to talk about how the film industry COULD recognize dance/movement as an integral piece of filmmaking and start awarding their choreographers?

[Katie Oneill @Katiearoune]

Watching everything with subtitles is so weird.. like do you need hearing aids?? I don’t understand

[Rep. Gregory Meeks @RepGregoryMeeks]

Omicron or Omarion, either way, please get vaxxed or boosted like you “Post to Be”.