Tina Kelly

Dans ce jardin on parle français.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

23 tonight queen?

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

In the 2.5 months since my son started daycare, I’ve had colds, fevers, the stomach bug, bronchitis, and now strep. Husband? Nothing. Did not know being a mom could be this fun. 🙃 #sendhelp

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

I miss Desmond when he’s asleep 🥺

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

I think the best part about being a mom has to be how happy your baby is to see you when they first wake up in the morning 🥰

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

This will be known for the rest of time as The Great Mashed Potato incident of 2023.

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

In the short time that I worked at BofA, they took away the ability to use out-of-office replies on Outlook. Something about employee hours wasted reading these emails. A few weeks later they reinstated the ability with little comment. I think about this often.

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

It’s awfully inconvenient that peak postpartum hair loss seems to coincide with the timing of your baby learning to pull your hair with an aggressive death grip. 🙃

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

Not sure there’s a worse feeling than spilling breast milk.

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

@GibneyMusic @Benson_Bison @CastletonES @SchodackCSD This strikes me as early 2000s! I feel like I remember the pole being dedicated while I was there, so 1999-2003. Maybe I’m wrong but I can recognize several teachers in the top picture!!

[Karen Boss 🦩 @kbworld33]

Back in June, I help my mom clean out her pool shed. There's a strand of old twinkle lights with plastic flamingos. "Throw them out," she says. "They don't work." But I see that the flamingos came off easily, so I start to pull them off. "I can do something with these."

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

@leonardcrohn Merci beaucoup!! 💙

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

Please explain to me why my two month old son’s clothes have better pockets than mine do.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

There is more to life than cookies, but cookies are still big part of it.

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

Old Hollywood bloopers are a thing of beauty.

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

When I feel badly about ordering too many things online, I remember that it’s split between USPS, FedEx, and UPS, so at least they don’t each know the full truth… feeling apologetic that my driveway is so long 🤷🏻‍♀️📦

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

It took me about 6 years to go through this bottle of vanilla extract. Also finished a jar of cinnamon and a bag of brown sugar today. Very satisfying. 👩🏻‍🍳

[Tina Kelly @TeenuhKelly]

@EmmaGMyers Which place is this?!

[Michael Cowan @mrmikecowan]

This on par if not better than the Olympic James Bond scene.
The Queen having tea with Paddington - incredible that at 96 and after 70 years on the throne she still has the power to surprise #platinumpartyatthepalace