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[Swads @Swads29]

Comedy legend.

[Variety @Variety]

Anna Faris says she felt love from her “Scary Movie" fans for many years, “but not from the industry.”

[Variety @Variety]

Anna Faris says she felt love from her “Scary Movie" fans for many years, “but not from the industry.”

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20% critic review means it's hilarious. We will be there.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ debuts with 20% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Read our review: https://t.co/N79FXnWzLt

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@DJLNUFC Another spasm that can't read.

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Whilst we are being linked with a 14 year old Nigerian and a couple of bang average random Spanish kids that Eddie Howe won't play. This project is over, let's be honest with ourselves. #NUFC

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Exclusive by @SamWallaceTel: Tottenham make bid for £70m-rated Jan Paul van Hecke

🫂Strong relationship with De Zerbi
📝One year left on contract
🫰Brighton will want full value for the player

Read the full story: https://t.co/BpBSv5LKL2

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@Im_RobM Yeah, we said that last season tbf and look at where that got us. Speed is key imo.

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Everyone with a brain cell knows Tonali is leaving. Another one we'll sell before getting a replacement in. We'll be sat with a big pot of cash with our dicks in our hands. #NUFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Manchester City remain in talks for Elliot Anderson after first bid rejected but Forest want more than 100m.

Understand Sandro Tonali is emerging as strong option for Man City if Anderson deal can’t get done.

Arsenal are also keen on Tonali.

🎥 https://t.co/u713Oo2clt

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@jchaytor16 It's just over ain't it? We'll see 3 of our starting 11 walk out the door before we sign one rando that everyone's gushing over because he looks like Messi in Sweden's 9th division.

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@Im_RobM If he leaves Newcastle it'll be to the pinnacle of football, which means nowhere near Tottenham hotspur.

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@WillHay108 @MattW36565526 Guehi went for 20 million mate.

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@GDMilton9 I'm just having a laugh lad, I'm looking forward to seeing what Osula will do next season.

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Our two strikers for the foreseeable by the way. Funniest thing I'll read all week. #NUFC

[Dominic Scurr @DomScurr]

Battle of the NUFC strikers last night as Will Osula made his Denmark debut against DR Congo 👊

The match ended 0-0.

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@DanEvans83 Stop it, man.

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@fjrkrkgigi @MattW36565526 You're the one commenting on a pointless thread. Do one.

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@OverscoreWolf I'm just having a laugh, it's nowt serious.

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@Mike_smith002 @michaelal167 @ThomasKevH Read the article mate.

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@michaelal167 @ThomasKevH He has one year left mate, he's not going for 70 million.

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@Boothroyd86 It's almost as if not all premier league players are bad, the ones scouted by Eddie Howes nephew however, are.

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@Stephenlovelif1 There is a serious problem with people overrating our players. Thiaw is a good CB and Botman is good when he can stay fit. Van Hecke is above both.

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@LesC_17 @Jamesonthemic67 Not uncommon with the way they play tbf.

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@_arrongallagher He would probably cost 50, which I think is fair.

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@Stephenlovelif1 He's not "bang average" lad.