Snoke

Basically Voldemort with a nose.

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Good news! Kylo is recovering quite well. Except for that ugly ass scar on his face. That looks like shit. But he's doing good besides that.

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Trump will build a wall around the galaxy to keep the Resistance out. #AlwaysTrump

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Kylo asked Hux what he thought about his selfie. Hux told him that it looked like an "uglie". #ILiveWithThisEveryday

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#FlashbackFriday before my nose reconstruction surgery.

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody "Nothing" is not a proper answer to the question "Where did you go now?" Now get back here.

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody KYLO!! WHERE DID YOU GO NOW?? THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT MY PLANET CANNON BLEW UP UNDER YOUR WATCH!

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody I'm so sorry Rey. He hasn't been the same since you kicked his ass on StarKiller Base.

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody then get your ass over here and stop creeping out this nice young lady.

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody I told you to kill your dad. And you did.

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody Go talk to your grandpa's helmet and stop creeping on this poor scavenger Kylo.

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody I know everything you nerfherder. I knew I shouldn't have taken you as an apprentice..

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody Kylo. Leave the poor girl alone.

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@LordPaIpatine Our dark side swag glasses look alike Palpie!

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@kylowrehn @ReyTheNobody I don't even want to know how you know that I don't have underwear on..

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@ReyTheNobody I currently don't have underwear on.

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I'm basically Voldemort but with a nose and a whiny kid that follows me around instead of runs away. #HarryPotter #CoolerThanVoldemort

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#SomethingYouMayNotKnow I had an apprentice before Kylo Ren. His name was Rylo Ken. He didn't like his mother very much.

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#SomethingYouMayNotKnow I'm naked under my robes. Like, all the time. Don't look under my robe.

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I always wanted a pet. Instead I got Kylo Ren. They're kind of the same. #AdviceFromMyPet

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Just got this from General Leia. Don't know how I feel about it.. What do you think @BadFatherHan ?