Martin WW

“l must create a system....or be enslaved by another” I don’t think I created a system....

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

Worra knob!

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@clothofnature “For the hills they are hollow
And home to the fae”

https://t.co/oVKyeJnJbp

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@dannyfardell1 @simmonite_dave @wildforest_matt I know😂😂😂😂😂.
An old chap used to appear in the local once or twice a year whom we nicknamed ‘Upstream Dry Fly’ as he was so purist. He got quite touchy at times, although I did refer to myself as a ‘worm drowner’

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

So the Government are now hiding Covid infection figures. Well there’s a surprise. #lowerthanvermin

https://t.co/rVIVLb05I1

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@GarethPc1237 @AmazonUK Amazon are the worst ‘tax avoider’ so I avoid...

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@johnrc58 Seemingly so. Although I did hear about something relatively recently which contradicted this wisdom. Sadly can’t remember details.....🤬

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

I suggested killing fury animals. Amazingly no pile on (as if😂) but no negative comments. Mebs there is hooe🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😉

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@EboracumYork @YNET4 They look like mink. If so, they are not treats. They are a serious threat to some of our native wildlife. They should be humanely culled.

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@PaulAllenSK1 @Mr_Sal_ @RemainingKind @samsmithsbeer Happy days....

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@whiterosegreen 😂😂😂😂 Not my best effort.

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

‘Ready for anything now, fuelled up and heading to the South Gare, whatever that is. Kim is a happy woman now she’s seen where her idol spent his formative years. Even managed a smile. No blue plaque tho. She says she’ll get her PA to try and get one erected’

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@GarethPc1237 I’ll ask😉

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

‘What an odd place the Gare is. Back home our dumps have signs which tell you where to tip your refuse. Nothing here tho. Kim heard of the lesser sand plover at Tyninghame and became restless. Will maybe go tomorrow if the news is positive. A few mackerel appearing atm.’

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@whiterosegreen They did! That’s where their meet up with Bob Wilson was😲

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@GarethPc1237 @EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 I think that term describes the pair of em’. She esp seems to be famous for being famous. But I do love the idea of them touring the East coast n filling their time with mundanity. I think my sense of humour marries well with juxtaposition. I’ll tell you about ‘Grimsbys’ one day.

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

What could possibly go wrong? https://t.co/uHVH8XH4Ht

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 @GarethPc1237 It’s where I found the ‘Sowerby Beach fossil hunt’ pic from. 😂😂😂

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 Mine sez fair. (And yes I did include the ‘tabs’ in the pic for amusement @GarethPc1237 ....no secrets here😂😂😂😂)

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@EledaReeth @davidcoverdale Neither. It’s the PA that does all that stuff AND who do you think takes the photos?
Come on girl get with it.
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

‘Up early. Very quiet at Skinningrove. Kim wants to go to Saltburn to see where @davidcoverdale was born. (She loves Whitesnake) She says there’s a blue plaque or something. Then onto Redcar for more fish & chips, but I think we will sit in today. It’s a bit chilly in that wind’

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 Wifey has a @metoffice app. It varies massively from their web forecast (obvs for same location). I queried this with them the other day. They couldn’t be arsed to answer.

[Martin WW @SwaledaleBirds]

@Sharpr1966 Mine were 5 weeks later (second earlies) but I bet I can’t wait another 5 weeks......although I must.....at least....