SwampHawg

I done worked the rodeos and circuses clear 'cross this here land.

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I took that DNA ancestry test and it turns out I got quite a bit of Ape in me going back. I'd ask that you respect my heritage.

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@its_ameericle Kind of like Ekelar ov 3.5 1Q, unless he's already been switched to 3rd down back and Croskey full time workhorse, which isn't quite the vibe i'm getting.

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If by 'do I party' you mean extended masturbation sessions on amphetamines, then yes, I party.

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@jh_swanson Clarence Boddicker.

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@CREWcrew Why is Louis DeJoy not in jail for destruction of federal property.

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@InSessionFilm Top notch.

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@EmmaScott @Kurisitaru Cheers! I graduated BC Law back in '97. Not as smart as your sister tho. :)

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@four4thefire Friday nite i'm goin nowhere, all the lights are changing green to red
turning over tv stations, situations running thru my head
goin back thru time you know it's clear that i've been blind i've been a fool
to open up my heart to all that jealousy, that bitterness, that ridicule.

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@ScottWenzel6 @four4thefire Hellz yea!

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@thexybeatht Less is more.

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@KramnikVb Once a fan, always a fan. Good luck to you Big V.

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If you liked Car Wash you're going to love Nomadland.

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@leroygardner Yes - 4

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@themouthmatusow @phil_hellmuth You a bish.

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Funny thing about these 12-packs of White Claw is they actually come in a baker's dozen when you include the joint you smoke on the way back from Krogers.

Honk if you're horny!

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@ozzyunc John Irving.

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@KramnikVb Oh Vlad, please don't. The side fronting these accusations are not serious people.

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@themouthmatusow @venmo Trump gon' get right on that for ya', don't you worry, dipshit.

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@RealAPolitics At least trump's been fighting hard for you, real tireless effort.

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@GaetenD Not too proud to pick up pennies crew checking in right here!

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@RealAPolitics Smoke a spliff, it'll all drift away. Seriously.