Wheat Thin

[colin @bonyromo]

When she catches you taking pictures of the back of her credit card

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Have $40,000 on a 4-way parlay involving the Knicks winning game 2 that unfortunately also requires Scary Movie 6 to become "certified fresh" on rotten tomatoes by tomorrow morning

[Becks @BecksWelker]

Ohio State Highway Patrol is celebrating like the ‘72 Dolphins right now

[Zito @_Zeets]

He looks so confused. He’s approaching it like a job and his opponents are playing like it’s a holy war.

[Rap Wikipedia @RapWikip]

8 years ago today, Pusha T released his diss track “The Story of Adidon” dissing Drake 🧨 (2018)

[bracket @bracketgd]

ironic cause the tit man was a dick man now im jerking off

[Lionel Boosie 🇹🇬🇪🇸🇦🇷🇬🇭🇸🇳🇨🇩🇨🇻🇨🇦 @YoNipplesSoft]

So many SKUs!

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

For his new album Drake got permission from Michael Jackson estate to use Jackson’s real glove to masturbate his penis

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Omg

[paige @BonerWizard]

unbecoming of a colonel

[jasber @_furrydrainer]

Civil war for white people who call people they dont like white people

[Geeta @geeta_minocha]

Why aspire to Chicago of Ohio when you are the Paris of America???

[maha @mahaaaay]

i’m sorry but this is so fucking funny

[pellucid dreamer @CHRISF0GLE]

This is lowkey how the geese discourse sounds to me

[cecilia @bebenepotismo]

rindo aqui da ideia de gastarem horrores na pós-produção porque o elenco se recusa a estar no mesmo recinto que a sydney sweeney

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

if i died and a bunch of misogynists built a Penis Park as a tribute i would ensure 10,000 years of famine