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Fucc Friends, Da B.R.O.T.H.E.R hood(Believers Rising On Trust and Honor Equally Reaching and respecting all Hoods) B.O.S🔱✡️ #Gladiator⚔️

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

As a mother of three boys, I know for a fact that this dude’s mother was exhausted.

[tony 🎲 @lesboycheren]

love when dudes say “not my pope” as if he’s an elected official and not (according to doctrine) the successor of saint peter chosen by the holy spirit

[Global Statistics @Globalstats11]

What Women Hate on a First Date (1940–2026)

[coalwoman @coalwomann]

this gif always confused me cuz why is this guy dressed in 2 kkk uniforms

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

You put a Wallet Chain on a suit stop talking to me
Bald head ass nigga you got cradle cap

[marys @claymarys]

Marian Croak is the inventor of the technology behind Zoom, FaceTime, and WhatsApp and holds more than 200 patents.

[MT @MasterTainment]

Nicolas Cage:
"I'm not doing National Treasure 3..."

Everybody:
"BOO!"

Nicolas Cage:
"...because I want him to go after the Epstein Files!"

Everybody:
"YEEEAAHHHH!"

"I also won't do Spider-Man Noir Season 2..."

"BOOOO!"

"...because Amazon wanted me to sign an AI waiver!"

"YEEEAAHHHH!"

[Tyler Chronicles @tylerchronicles]

Nah this is funny… and I hardly say that about SNL

[Waynehead👨🏾‍🦲 @ApplaudAhhJones]

My potna passed away and his birthday was about 2 weeks ago and when I went to post bro on my story it gave me tribute song recommendations??? Shit fucked my head up cause how does Instagram know he was dead/died????????????

[🐉🀄️ @DrA_g0n__]

You Dey whine this one?

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Walmart once promised a truck driver $100,000 if he stuck around for 20 years. He stuck around. He retired with $707,000.

Sam Walton offered that same deal to everyone, including a lady named Gayle who started at the Owensboro store around 1981.

Back then Walmart automatically dropped up to 4% of your pay into profit sharing. You put in nothing. The company funded all of it, mostly in Walmart stock, and the stock went up for 40 straight years. Cashiers and shelf stockers from that era retired with six and seven figures. As late as 2008 Walmart was still putting $724 million a year into retirement money for 839,000 hourly workers.

Then in February 2011, Walmart killed it.

The free money became a 401k match, which only pays if a worker making $11 an hour can spare 6% of her own check. Most can't. The savings went to quarterly store bonuses instead.

So Gayle worked about 30 years under Sam's deal and 14 under the replacement.

Here's the part nobody in the comments will guess. If she was enrolled early, those first three decades of stock may have quietly done more for her retirement than any party ever could. A greeter in a blue vest can be sitting on more money than her store manager.

Everyone's mad about the flowers. The thing worth being mad about happened in 2011, and nobody took a photo of that.

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks

[i Expose Racists & Pedos @SeeRacists]

“Discrimination against white American men.” 🤣

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

President Buhari with a banger

[ELI @thewrongelijah]

we never claimed to be special for not being rapists.
leave us alone bro😭😭

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Can't believe the president who scheduled a public execution didn't win the Nobel Peace prize

[Scot David @Scot_david80]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[Mochahontas @Mochabarbiie]

If I text you 🤺🤺🤺🤺 just know this is exactly what I mean

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

So Hegseth LIED about this