Swan Ronson

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@igor_os777 Wots all dis den!?

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@kangminlee I've been to India, the whole place should be walled off. Its worse than you could imagine.

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@TrebleWithAl @Emannytheory @MensHumor Bonus percentages are in writing

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@HomeoftheM @bophades_bawls @nonregemesse The assassination of Franz Ferdinand and a web of imperial alliances started World War One.
The whole thing was a tragic and pointless meat grinder.

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@bophades_bawls @nonregemesse We'd be better off if WWI was never fought

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@VMises76153 Give me back my arches

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@JakubHalak @Bulvarpress Thats an insult to hyenas, more like a tapeworm or a disease filled tick

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@toxicAmeriCAN Ouch, you're gonna have to learn to make holsters.

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@Mrgunsngear @KnightsArmsCo @AimpointUSA @Magpul @Streamlight Where's @watchesofespion to complain about that dang apple watch.

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@Lordmiles Theres a competing Six Guys around the corner

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@pnwguerrilla Ive been saying it for a while Gen X are the new boomers.
Are we all doomed to become insufferable boomers? Will we age into cringe generational superiority?

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@hollowearthterf Ironically this is my list of best Bond actors, too.

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@s6_37f Gimli should be a breacher, Legolas needs a SPR or DMR
Gandalf feels like a battle rifle kinda guy, G3.
Hobbits run PDWs.
And the whole fellowship definitely use NATO cartridges.

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@Regulusij6k @TarzanandJane7 JCVD had to go single for that 8 year cocaine bender in the 90's.
Glad he cleaned up.

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@wakenminds I'd be more inspired to strive to better the world if this were my daily environment

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@japan_nobunaga Friggin truth nuke right here

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@RonnieAdkins Dude, I got an Apollo 13 patch from the Smithsonian. Made in China. WTF

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@OmniAeronautica @iamisla_ @grok Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs believe in the most.

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@shirtsthtgohard I need thos for my next trip to the Bay Area