Swapna

hmph!

[Kiran Kumar S @KiranKS]

How old are the areas in Bengaluru?

#FB

[Swapna @Swappy]

“My tool is thinking and rendering the info“ is the new “my code is compiling”.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Swapna @Swappy]

@ola_supports The issue was raised on 27th June. It’s been two weeks. Hope to see it resolved soon.

[Swapna @Swappy]

@Olacabs I’d raised an issue about driver charging toll inspite of it being included in the fare. Ticket number 21775425 was raised. But there’s no resolution yet. Why aren’t mails being responded to?

[Dr Kiran Kumar Karlapu @scarysouthpaw]

This joke never fails to amuse me

[Swapna @Swappy]

I’m now a convert. Kesar is much more amazing than Alphonso. Slurp slurrrrp.

[Swapna @Swappy]

@sowmyarao_ Here - https://t.co/XwF5oVzM7c

[Swapna @Swappy]

@DealsDhamaka @pointperkspicks Bought it on Amazon. But then I checked their own site and they had screen guard and some other freebies. You can check which one works out better

[Swapna @Swappy]

Not Microsoft casually informing me that they are working on a fix for keyboard shortcuts not working on Outlook more than a month after new Outlook was rolled out. I switched to old Outlook and I’m just happy that I can use ctrl + r now.

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Swapna @Swappy]

O.M.G. I had 2 chapati and 1 coffee just 5 mins ago. What's this sorcery that's still making me sleepy? This Monday is going to be looooong.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

I open and close twitter like it’s a fridge.

[໊ @meishato]

don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a house plant with more complicated emotions

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Thank you for your email. As you are likely aware, I am mentally checked out until 2026 and will be unable to provide a response to your inquiry until then. If you have any questions, that’s unfortunate.

[Shakti Lumba @CaptShaktiLumba]

‘We were ready to fly but were not assigned any duty’ https://t.co/ueIrbYnd4M

[Akshay D @akkiman]

Was watching this youtube show and saw this post made on an ATM in Canada.
Profound.

[Swapna @Swappy]

There should be a German word for having too many things to do that one doesn't know where to start and so, hasn't started on a single thing yet?

[Swapna @Swappy]

Please make this a thing for traffic violations as well and see how well our people will fall in line 😈

[Deepak Bopanna @dpkBopanna]

Bengaluru city corporation has decided to pay ₹250 to anyone who records & shares videos of people throwing garbage in public places . Videos can be shared via WhatsApp and an app. A parallel campaign is in place to return garbage to the doorstep of litterbugs & impose fines. Formal announcement later today.