Patches O'Backhair

#kstatefootball #ChiefsKingdom or #FountainsUp #TBAPSB

Am I not right?

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

I hope and pray that we get a good Carter Jensen in KC for 10+ years, in the Alex Gordon sense. #FountainsUp

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Happy to see that Bobby is back! #FountainsUp

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A day in the life of Josh Rojas: Get off plane. Drive in runs. #FountainsUp

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#VoteCags
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[MLB @MLB]

Jac Caglianone has his third multi-homer game since June 9th ���

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

@DustyLikins Just remember to see a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours #iknowthatimhard #VoteCags

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Can someone remind Kolek that he's not throwing BP to the Cardinals? Thanks. #FountainsUp

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS? MICHAEL MASSEY, MY GOODNESS #FountainsUp

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

Initially wasn't a huge fan of the Lane Thomas acquisition, but the man knows when he gets a hold of one. I love it #FountainsUp

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Chiefsaholic watching Rashee Rice walk out of jail tomorrow:

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

Joe Randa

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Age yourself by naming the starting Third Baseman on your favorite MLB team growing up.

I’ll start: Alex Rodriguez.

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

If Zach Grienke can win a Cy Young with a shitty Royals team, so can Michael Wacha #FountainsUp

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The free agent veteran pick-ups coming through tonight #FountainsUp

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Tricky Nick Loftin in the clutch. Again. #FountainsUp

[Dave @GamewithDave]

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into

Gifs only

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

The Angels continuing to get blown out is doing irreparable damage to Adam Frazier's career ERA. The guy didn't sign up for this lmao

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

KYLE!
#FountainsUp

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Tricky Nick Loftin has answered the call all season #fountainsup

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Crazy thing is that ball 4 has been a strike all night

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That's why pitchers don't go after pop ups

[Patches O'Backhair @Swarles3]

@Royals

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A.

If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club.

But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club.

What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.