Byronic Hero/Modern Day Douchebag

Eating Life. Shitting Skulls.

[Byronic Hero/Modern Day Douchebag @Swarthy_Pierre]

@mdsnmchll They come in bigger sizes.

https://t.co/7DZjLHpR3B

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@justanartist_11 @NewtonianSlash @AmalThazad @laca7765 @mauthe_doog The Still Life everyone assumes is Clark’s wife. Why would she be dressed as a 1980’s businesswoman?

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@justanartist_11 @NewtonianSlash @AmalThazad @laca7765 @mauthe_doog Why would a college dropout be wearing a 1980’s business suit?

[Byronic Hero/Modern Day Douchebag @Swarthy_Pierre]

@iamAtheistGirl It’s going to be a sad kind of funny when this goes nationwide and it’s revealed the antivaxers completely exhausted the supply.

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@Bmmoody @rileyadamvoth Think of them as missionaries knocking on your door trying to spread the good word.

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@riciaqui @Chrambas8 @Comicodigy Worse. She’s a worse Quasar.

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@CamTheOwlCosmic @Lukas_fta @DailyMutantsX @CyclpsWsRght He used to use his pheromones to make guys think they were gay during a battle to mess with how they fight.

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@VibesMav @AmanitaFugax Name the countries, stupid.

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@SoulStealer409 @RevClownn

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@tellit5 @theliamnissan I don’t know how to tell you this but Mr. Nissan is aware of that poem and is in fact making fun of it in his post.

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@daprofile @Mormonger It’s creepy and unwanted.

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@jammonanza @TheCardinalArts The Fables already have their own Endless-likes who created them though.

https://t.co/yDzW5sLUWE

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@tranidishwasher As much as the Vikings I guess.

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@wilding_gyres When you’re too poor for slugburgers so you just spread the meat out more.

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@WinslowDumaine https://t.co/oXovSDVdXL

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@shesyuhri Are they at least Chinese?

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@OG_Boxer11385 @QTRBlackGarrett How does painting it fix the filtration system?

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@minombrejonas @mayor_satire @YpsiGal @ABC You’ll need to excuse my response time as I’m at the DMV and you know how those can be.

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@minombrejonas @mayor_satire @YpsiGal @ABC You seem dumb.

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@shinygirl404 Then it’s called Yoo-Mox