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Mother Fucking Science Bitch!

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Shaggers!! 🍆

Population growth from 10,000 BCE to today.

(h/t @RARohde for such an incredible graphic)

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Lab Safety 101

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HUGE levels of kinetic energy, it’s crazy!⁣⁣
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This is what happens to aluminium when a 1/2 inch piece of PLASTIC makes contact at 24,140 km/h (15,000 mph) in space.⁣⁣
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(H/T @ERIK_D_REEDY)

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🐒The monkey orchid (Orchis simia) can be found in central & Southern Europe.

Are they on a fucking stag do?

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#OTD in 1958, President Eisenhower signed legislation to create @NASA and boy have those clever bastards been busy! 🚀

Maybe no more alcohol when you’re up on the moon though lads. 🌔

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What’s more painful than standing on Lego you ask?

How about this poor bastard that was slowly stabbed to death by his own horn.

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Apparently baby owls sleep like this because their heads are too big for them to support.

Personally I think the lad just fucking hates Mondays

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The Screaming Coreana Worm.

KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE! 🔥

(Play With Sound)

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Centrifugal force bitch!

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https://t.co/iiqyFS2wcK

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Look and this clever bastard!

Cormorants always feed by diving for fish, but no one had ever seen the bird go for a fish stuck to a whale shark.

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Apparently baby owls sleep like this because their heads are too big for them to support.

Personally I think the lad just fucking hates Mondays

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Mecynorrhina torquata, one of the largest flower beetles in the world.

*30 seconds after this photo was taken the big bastard carried the photographer away, never to be seen again.

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These fuckers just summoned Satan!

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Looking down the throat of a Leatherback Turtle.

Sweet dreams you fucks!

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Blow your bastard socks off.

The 61-kiloton “Climax” nuclear test in Nevada, June 4, 1953.

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🐒The monkey orchid (Orchis simia) can be found in central & Southern Europe.

Are they on a fucking stag do?

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🌍Trailer for BBC’s new documentary series #ThePlanets

I’m hard. 🍆

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🚀Space Shuttle Endeavour launch.

Imagine what it must be like to be strapped to a huge bomb built by the lowest bidder, hurtling into space.

💩I’d be shitting myself.

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🍻Absolutely convinced everyone who walked on the moon was pissed up.⁣
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Are we witnessing the death of coal? I fucking hope so. 🏭🏭🏭💀💀💀

Energy companies are betting on the end of coal, and at a faster pace than global climate targets indicate, @davidfickling writes https://t.co/7JZWZdSKAd

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