Brand☮n

27 | Basshead | Lava Lamp Legend | Full Time Adventurer | Saxophonist | Tagging | Midnight Toker | Sublime

[Brand☮n @Sweaty_Brandon]

Can I please go one day without having to fight a zombie a cryptid a monster or a mutant

[Brand☮n @Sweaty_Brandon]

Imma pull up lemon squeeze like a centipede

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy birthday, weed

[Brand☮n @Sweaty_Brandon]

I’m about to klarna a lobotomy for myself rn

[Kristi @lovsmez]

I can’t ever be in a relationship because then I have to tell them I see bugs

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Sorry I’m late for the custody hearing, there were no clocks in the casino.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Oh man. Artemis II accidentally hit a giant trampoline and now it's headed right back into space. Not good. Not good at all.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

asked a girl to coffee. she said how about 10 tomorrow? 10 coffees an insane amount of coffee to drink. date canceled

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

"stop vaping on my baby" first of all this is dmt

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

can someone please help me, i’m still at the fyre festival.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

I refuse to get a job until this Covid nonsense blows over

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

kids dont even say up your butt and around the corner no more they just make a fake ai video of u kissing dudes

[Brand☮n @Sweaty_Brandon]

Alvin and the chipmunks chess game called Alvin and the chessmunks this IP is priceless

[Brand☮n @Sweaty_Brandon]

Bro last night was a tintype

[syd 🥀💎 @slugwifey]

Doing this challenge right now called Thursday where i try to make through all of Thursday