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Just had to pull two people out of a river. Super duper

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@McMaNGOS1 I'm a real hater you fetid piece of shit

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@NASA Mars is gay

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Fuck @Greenland's ice

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PSP is for faggots and gays

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EGGS.DIC

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Arresting @Pewdie for being the gayest swede ever

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#PENIS

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Washington D.C. for most ghetto captial of any country ever

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@JohnStamos

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I hate the term 'nook and cranny' because it sounds like 'nook and granny' and old people are the worst

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If I dont get some more water soon our waitress is fucking dead

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@Wendys OH AND ANOTHER THING WHY IS YOUR FRUIT PUNCH ALWAYS WATERED WAY THE FUCK DOWN

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#HowToKeepSomeoneHappy suck they di k

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@Wendys yeah you'd better

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@Wendys You never get your orders right and your fries are salty as hell GOD DAMMIT

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@CTeakettle I'm taking you to jail

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A year ago today the United States government ordered the murder of a father of 24 #tragic

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@_Kraiola I answer to no man

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@_Kraiola God is dead and I have taken his place