Shorty 🇸🇪

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

My favorite mythical creature is the gentleman.

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@Huntakilla1 @cuntbucketOG Oh... you’re a smart man Vincent. 👏🏻

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@dom_inDurham Sweet! 👌🏻

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

Hey shitheads, what’s up? 😘

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@dom_inDurham Great, wbu?

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@Huntakilla1 @cuntbucketOG Aww.. poor thing 😘

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@dom_inDurham 😂🙈

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@dom_inDurham That’s a bad fucking wrong turn dude! 😂 Such a shame though, you missed out on delicious moose and sexy blondes.. 😉

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@Huntakilla1 Hey sweetie ☺️

[The Wife @TheWifeYouLove]

Your attitude suggests your penis is tiny.

[Lady M ❤ @LadyM_07]

If I'm too much effort for you I'll help by removing myself from your life completely.

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@Copperminer92 💁🏼‍♀️

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

Treat a woman with respect she’ll worship you. Treat her like shit, she’ll destroy you. It’s easy.

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@MIchelSweeney Yes I do 😊

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

Just kiss me already...

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@shh_not_here 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@Huntakilla1 I’m doing great 😊

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

I’m a dude stuck in a hot chick’s body. It’s exhausting.

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

If you let me lick your lips, I’m not responsible for what happens after.

[Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy]

Him: “I woke up at 4am with a boner but you were sleeping so soundly I didn’t want to wake you”
Me: “Don’t ever do that again”

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@dom_inDurham Always

[Shorty 🇸🇪 @SwedishShorty]

@Huntakilla1 😘