Austin

Always learning.

[Austin @Sween_Man]

the strange validation I get when I order lunch at work and several coworkers mention how good my meal smells/looks 👌🏻
yes, marvel in awe at my delicious sandwich that I didn’t make. Bow before my excellent decision that cost my hourly rate.

[Austin @Sween_Man]

@BecomingEnnitra @Ask_Spectrum

[Austin @Sween_Man]

50,000+ reports of outage across the country in the last hour, and still climbing. @Ask_Spectrum should I reset my modem?

[Austin @Sween_Man]

@James_Curtiss Bruh this whole album

[Nothing to see here @Macauley_Roman]

@Sween_Man @PopTartsUS Dude this has me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[Austin @Sween_Man]

Please explain this disrespect.

@PopTartsUS

[Austin @Sween_Man]

@PopTartsUS Update: I’ve opened a line of communication with the top of the chain of command. Negotiations are civil thus far. Mr. Tart seems to understand the depth of wrongdoing and has collected my home address. If I die, you know who it is.

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

@Sween_Man Not our best look. Send us a DM with your contact and the product information, so we can make this right.

[Austin @Sween_Man]

@actingisart Sherlock with Benefactor Calculus, never seen it until now, it is transcendent

[Austin @Sween_Man]

“You want me to shake hands with you in hell? I shall not disappoint you.”

How have I slept on Sherlock this long

[Austin @Sween_Man]

I feel like my life is the cone of uncertainty

[david @_elvishpresley_]

1 year later and Mr Bubz is still the greatest video to ever hit the internet

[Austin @Sween_Man]

This tweet brought to you by Euphoria and personal experience

[Austin @Sween_Man]

Drugs r bad

[Austin @Sween_Man]

365x3

[Austin @Sween_Man]

YouTube just autoplayed me into a 17 min Tiktok compilation so now I have to kill myself ☹️

[Austin @Sween_Man]

I’m so upset by how pumped I get for casual Friday

[Austin @Sween_Man]

@joesigman https://t.co/oeSFZsMwRF