Mallory Jane Sweeney

Real estate, land use, and all things Lehigh Valley Legal.

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

Things we need to bring back: the late 90’s trend of having the “hit movie” song’s radio edit have dialogue from the movie inter-spliced into it. You KNOW what I’m talking about. You KNOW the songs.

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

@JHopSS_30 @mfritz20 @espn @siorio22 Remind, me @JHopSS_30 , what time do the Jets play today?

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

@mfritz20 @espn Open up Twitter at the half and what do I see? Matt Fritz bein’ a hater.

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

Liquid oxygen is every woman on the group project in college.

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

I don’t know ALL the details, but I know my villain origin story will somehow derive from me having a meltdown while trying to blow dry my hair in summer temps and getting too sweaty.

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

V day Tip: My husband and I like to play a sexy little game where one of us wakes the other up in the middle of the night by yelling “Crap! It’s Garbage Night!” Then we scramble to get the bins out in sub zero temps. Keeps things spicy. ♥️🔥

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

Although heavily under the influence of mescaline as part of a mindfulness exercise, the group is able to use an app (in Beta) to scan the pets microchips and contact the Burnford-Seaver family in San Fran within hours who come to collect the pet. Movie over in 25 min.

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

Homeward Bound 2021: Upon leaving the ranch, Shadow, Chance, and Sassy almost immediately stumble upon a group of Silicon Valley 20-somethings attending a company retreat in the Sierra Nevada mountain range.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

Been thinking this for awhile now...

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

I keep seeing stuff like this & I'm like - ya, it's nice to promote kindness.

But sometimes the people who think differently than you believe your rights shouldn't be protected.

So ya, actually, I care who you vote for, bc that's how you're deciding people should be treated.

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

Shopping at my local @Target and came upon some hot new signage for #Cravings by @chrissyteigen ...... have my eyes on a few pieces in the collection. 😂😂😂👀 #sold #windowstothesoul

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

My Uber driver just said, “Look, I’m not into small talk so I hope that’s ok with you. You don’t want to hear about my problems and I CERTAINLY don’t want to hear about yours. Cool?” 5 stars. And tip. 👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

This is happening all over America. And very likely a ton more than reported. We can’t ignore this. We must teach kids at the youngest of ages about inclusivity and inherent bias, promote diversity, and empower minority communities. My heart breaks that this still happens here. https://t.co/VkZWk7XAb0

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

7th annual Multicultural Student Leadership Conference @LehighU - Keynote The Amazing Ida Castro! #inspired

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

"Think Bravely: Harness your Power to Lead" https://t.co/HEbzut6BXU on @LinkedIn

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

Driving on #route33 and LOVING the billboards for @mystlukes #Monroe Campus coming in October!

[eleven eleven social @ElevenElevenSoc]

.@LVStyle's Women of Style event with @MalloryJ_Flblaw 💋 #beautyblender #womeninbusiness

[Abigail M. Martin @AbbyMartinESQ]

Women of Style networking event with some stylish women of @FLBLawLV! @MalloryJ_Flblaw @veronica_flblaw

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

I want a Daniel tell-all called "Behind the Maple Leaf". #BachelorInParadise

[Mallory Jane Sweeney @Sweendog777]

@emmaladyrose @ClaireEFallon I want to play a game where you decide if the sound clip is Josh eating Amanda's face or Josh eating Pizza.