Noh Wei

Cars, beer, making things. Occasional scribbler for

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@kibs411 @SkyNews They would probably much rather have been together, but helping someone travel abroad to end their life is classed in UK law as assisting a suicide within the terms of the Suicide Act (1961), which can be punished with up to 14 years in prison.

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@skullsnsheets I love your work. That 2020 work is one of my favourites 😍

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@skullsnsheets I'm middle left. I need to wash my hair.

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

I misread that as "LAW&ORDER SUV" and now I'm picturing a show about an autonomous crime solving Nissan Qashqai

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@skullsnsheets Timbits sends many purrs and headbonks x

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@pippinmctaggart Exactly my reaction!

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

This may be one of the weirdest garments I've ever seen. Jogger-chaps. Whatever will they think of next? And perhaps more importantly, why? Is there a whole arseless jogger thing that has mercifully passed me by?

[Ash Preston @TheAshPreston]

I've always wanted to put Jim McDonald from Coronation Street punching people to Motörhead.

Today I did. Enjoy your evening x

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@KattyKay_ @WendellPierce https://t.co/YwZEIQR7UD There is a (not very flattering) song that gets the pronunciation of New Orleans right. It's from an episode of The Simpsons called "A Streetcar Named Marge"

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@skullsnsheets For some reason, my brain pictured the wrong Kim and for a moment I was very confused.

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@AdrianEdmondson This is exactly why my parents threw a fuckoff great big party on their 50th wedding anniversary. They didn't want to only see all the people they love at someone's funeral. People are brilliant and we should tell them so (including you, sir).

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@skullsnsheets They are adorable!

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

.@BBCNews You might want to check your captions - I'm sure Mr Robbins is a very good dame, and not pants at all.

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@FiveByFiveTimes The Go-Go(-Back-To-Where-You-Came-From)s

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@hellohistoria I went to see the titanosaur for my 50th! Do what makes you happy 😊

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@ElenaBjxrn That's fair. I'm contemplating whether I can wear their hi-tops for general wear but some people would find them a bit much 😂 My Chocolaticas always get a good reaction though - they're not as OTT as IR.

[Noh Wei @Sweeping_Curves]

@AdrianEdmondson My money's on this one. Always thought there was something off about Noseybonk.