Kelsey

Former Pastry Chef turned student who loves: espresso, Harry Potter, Star Wars, reading, photo-taking, and Nathan Fillion.

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#dollface

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Introduced two of my friends to @DollfaceOnHulu by sharing a short clip of @OfficialKat yelling “oh shit! Turtle ate a bag of dicks!!!”

[si @OpenGymAnunoby]

No sick days no CERB no delay on student loan repayments no testing no support for healthcare workers ✨ just vibes ✨

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@EnswellJones I grew up in a family like this, and I was so confused when I found out Santa's gifts were wrapped in some houses!

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@chrissi363 @TorontoStar I assume the $800 is rent with a roommate in Hamilton, because there is absolutely nothing on the rental market for that price

(not starting anything, just saying!)

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#jamesbeard #foodandwine #RecipeOfTheDay

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@EnswellJones ...when he was a baby! He's not a 30 year old man tipping over because his head is gigantic.But that would be a better story

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@EnswellJones My brother's head was so big (as was my son's) that he used to tip over!

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@OkapiEmily @EnswellJones haha yep! I too have had similar thoughts

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@01damsel29 @EnswellJones I imagine @EnswellJones is very sari about it

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@BarryJenkins @mmelinitaa It's one of the best kid's shows!! My son was obsessed with it when he was a toddler. There's a whole rock-musical movie too!!

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@thegaptoothleo @aziah34 This entire thread is amazing. My son was obsessed with this show when he was a toddler and it was one of the only ones my husband and I liked. We would keep watching an episode even after he went to bed

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@Seanchuckle What a terrible analogy as well.. Shoplifters and immigrants are not even close to being the same thing.

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One of the funniest scenes in #derrygirls is the when they're trying to list similarities between Catholics and Protestants (cc: @nicolacoughlan )

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@ProgressCanada_ Fuck, I'd love to just make my rent every month and make 40k a year!

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@danarchitects Now if only we could harness that power to change other things!

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@EnswellJones @tommytomlinson I feel great about this! Finally something hilarious comes out of the fact that someone thought I was my husband's mother!

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@CathieCanada @EnswellJones Thank you for the laugh this gave me! So sorry it happened to you though, people should just stop guessing.

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@EnswellJones 1) my husband at the time (ex now) looked REALLY young
2) I at the time, looked much older than 22 due to exhaustion and life
3) That's it, those are all the answers I have.

oh
4) The Universe course-corrected and now I now don't look older than I am