Jes Schaefer

Never be so kind, you forget to be clever
Never be so clever, you forget to be kind ✨

Cannabis Witch
Law Nerd
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@joeroganhq @DoctorTurtleboy 🐢🐢🐢🐢

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@BoozeyBeauty Just came to say you're my favorite fellow Swiftie Law Girl! 🫶🏻

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@RealNurseKim Ana Delvey for real.

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@Lawferio I do wish you would walk into traffic though

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@RealNurseKim @YouTube Kimmie. Can you ask Mr. Bederow what his favorite Taylor Swift album is? I just need him to admit that he's a Tortured Poet so I can die happy already! 🤣🫶🏻

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@JulieCar94 @DoctorTurtleboy Question? Aren't YOU a content creator?! 🤣

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@jackantonoff Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Ticketmaster... 🫶🏻✋🏻😵‍💫

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@DoctorTurtleboy Kraitors!

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@little_foot777 I'm ready for the reunion tour, already!

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

John O’Keefe was not hit by a car. This is an indisputable statement of fact.

John O’Keefe is a homicide victim, whose body was found on Brian Albert’s front lawn. This is an indisputable statement of fact.

John Okeefe hit his head on a rigid surface, causing a 2 inch gash on the back of his head, and his right arm was bit by a dog. These are indisputable facts.

The people inside Brian Albert’s house were never treated as potential suspects, and many of them were never even interviewed. Those who were had hours alone together to get their story straight. They never came out of the house to help, and didn’t offer their home up to first responders throughout the day. None of them saw his huge body 10 feet away from the curb when they drove by him. None of them were checked for scratches, bruises, or cuts. They sold the home that was never searched, but only after they were accused of being involved in the murder in court filings. The aggressive dog slept through the whole thing and then they got rid of her. They got rid of their phones the day before a preservation order. They called each other when they were sleeping and blamed it on butt dials. They butt answered during sexual intercourse. They monitored police activity and directed each other to stick to the story that the guy never came in the house. They called and answered calls at 5:07, 6:07, and 6:08 when they were sleeping. They never went to bed and were awake at 4:30 AM after a night of drinking. They moved suspicious bags from car to car at the police station at 2 AM while drunk. They coached Kerry Roberts through a timeline and lied to her so much that she repeated those lies to the grand jury. They explained boxing scars by lying under oath about falling on ice and bracing themselves with fists. Chris Albert’s testimony destroyed his son’s timeline and proved that he lied. They offered bribes to the lead detective who never questioned their son, who was in his sisters wedding party. They never spoke to the most important non-house defendant witness - the plow driver - until I made them. They left the house in a blizzard to do their unrecorded interviews across town. They didn’t find any taillight until 3 guys Lt OHarra didn’t recognize started to help them search. They Googled “how long to die in cold” at 2:27 AM when it made no logical sense to google that unless they were plotting to murder someone, and then erased that google search. They made sure that an innocent woman was arrested, and then they pressured the DA to arrest an innocent man for doing what the police wouldn’t and investigate this murder properly.

Karen Read did not and could not have killed John Okeefe, which means someone else did. We all know who did it Steve. The jury that acquitted her knew. We all know.

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@lindseygaetani Taylor would like to be excluded from this narrative!

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@IanRunkle Yes, please!!

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@TheEmilySee @XGenlmm @BostonDefender What the heck! How do I get a follow? I even made a thirst trap on Tik Tok 😭

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@TheEmilySee @TheExpertTweets Not you with the "omg this is so fun" ! 🤣

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@RealNurseKim @AmazingPopPod Well, I know where I'm going when I come to town for the Relapse!

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

While you are being gas lit by the Political Industrial Complex, all over social media and the news telling you what you are supposed to be outraged about, think about this.

Republicans funded the Refugee Program by nearly $6 billion of your tax payer dollars in the DHS appropriations bill even though you have been losing your mind about paying for refugee funding while you discovered all the Somalia fraud.

And the DHS appropriations bill funds all of Homeland Security including ICE.

Now you have watched a shooting video probably over 30 times trying to figure out what happened, while a near civil war is being fueled in MN.

But look past the hype and focus in on the granular details.

The DHS bill funds both ICE and Refugee Programs.

The DHS bill funds doubling H2B visas and deportations at the same time.

Do you see how the Uniparty in Washington funds both sides and then gas lights you and drives you to hate each other?

It is all manufactured to drive your outrage and that is how they make money.

When the American People stop being baited into fighting each other, the American People will defeat the Political Industrial Complex that divides us all and can work to truly put Americans First.

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@aj_arciniegas What did I walk into!?

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@GrantSmithEllis I think it's weird that Valerie thinks she's entitled to an explanation here ...

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@GrantSmithEllis Yikes. Am I a fucking towel now?