梦好哈 /swarms/mcs

only you

[Lyss @Lysss302]

Intern #6396 reporting for duty🫡

Today’s assignment: Desks

Turns out there’s a lot more happening under the hood than simply buying and selling NFTs. I did the homework so you don’t have to. https://t.co/Gf43nDiyLH

[Cantstopmenow! @CSMN_VF]

Now hiring: one (1) break room baker 🍪

Job #27 is live on the Pager Work board. Make a tray of 5 or 6 rice crispy treats, decorate every one as your own StonkBrokers intern or broker, then eat one on camera. Real treats only. No AI.

Pay: 1,000 $STONKBROKER
Due: October 1
Spots: 1. First holder to accept gets it.

Any broker can hire any intern. The pay sits on chain until the job is done, then lands right in your intern's wallet.
@ClutchMarkets
The break room has never been this well staffed. #HiredOnPager

[「 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖓」 @goon_crypto]

so @ClutchMarkets is about to ship the actual unlock for tokenised stocks, its an options market going live next week

stonks have been sitting there as a better wrapper with nowhere to put real derivatives volume, and robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 has been sitting there as activation collateral with no yield use beyond that. SOLO solves both in the same shot, on chain, no liquidations anywhere in the design

heres what it actually opens up:
> stonkbroker holders can finally earn yield on the exact tokens they were already sitting on, premium paid in eth by someone who wanted the leveraged upside

> that yield holds up in a bear market too, because it comes from a buyer paying for optionality, not from emissions or a treasury subsidy

> the $2.9m stonkbroker/weth pool will now back option settlement too, more reason for that liquidity to stay deep instead of getting pulled

> nvda, spcx, gme and any stonk holders get the identical setup the moment their token has a pool and a chainlink mark, no new infra required per stock token

> puts are already flagged as the next dial, so a holder can eventually hedge nvda or gme downside onchain the same way they earn yield on the upside today

> tradfi brokerages don't let you write a covered call and hold the option as a liquid, transferable token in the same motion, this does both natively

this is the first time a tokenised stock can do something a real stock literally cannot do in a normal brokerage account. that's the actual thesis test, not the vault, not the apy.

clock the f in

robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

The next level. https://t.co/yDlSHdb6PI

[StonkBrokers Hub @stonkbrokershub]

What are Anvil Desks?

Anvil Desks turn NFT trading into something anyone can provide a market for.

Open a desk for an ERC-721 collection, add NFTs, liquidity, or both, and define how your market should behave.

Let’s break it down.

[up. @uponrh]

musebook is live on up ↑

Provide liquidity for $musebook / $WETH to earn the highest APRs anywhere on Robinhood Chain.

Stay up.

[Low @Lownoisetrades]

ok new position entered in @uponrh on a 70% discount from the highs.

very strong looking chart, and surprisingly it's the 9th highest revenue generating DEX in crypto despite only being sub 10m marketcap.

The FDV looks scary, but quant @Wawzerbowser has a handy graphic that shows it is not in fact scary at all.

classic defi with a 2026 robinhood twist.

weirdly feel like this is the sub 10m banger @ledgerstatus wanted to share

CA: 0x57C0E45cB534413D1C20A4240955d6bB250BB4F1

[Richard Hsu | LP Guy @richardnhsu]

I just published a video on @uponrh to my YouTube and explained why I am so bullish on it. Recommend watching if you’re new to the project.

up-2:native has really great tokenomics and team.

It’s easily the best veDEX on the market imo. People just don’t know about it yet.

[梦好哈 /swarms/mcs @Sweetpee_34]

@vonzz6 和up什么区别

[StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets]

Big week for StonkBrokers.

Broker rewards are up 156.4% over the past 7 days, with $297,457 in total broker rewards this past week.

Plus $10 million in stock token trading volume via our StockFi suite and $1.7 million in lifetime rewards on Robinhood Chain.

[StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets]

Smart LP is LIVE.

Single sided staking for volatility farming and easy one click LP for stock tokens on Robinhood Chain.

Over 67 assets supported including 63 stock tokens plus STONKBROKER, PONS, CASHCAT and AI. Earn Uniswap trading fees, auto compounded and auto rebalanced. Withdraw any time. Every deposit deepens LP for Robinhood Chain.

Powered by Uniswap pools. 🦄

https://t.co/vs2hgXg5Gl

[DJB @bubblegum_dee]

So many Stonk Brokers on my friends list, yet somehow no one picked me for an Intern spot 🥲🥲

It is what it is, so I jumped in and got one myself! 🫡

Told my team to grab theirs too. Now we’re all locked in, and together we rock n’ roll 🤝🔥

This isn’t a drill. This is just how we live in Web3

Support those who supported you
That’s the mantra from here🫂

LFG🚀

[💎tdk💎 @tdkimber]

you can’t spell Intern without Internet.

welcome to all the new members of the StonkBrokers ecosystem. Let’s change the world. The collective voice of Robinhood Chain just got a lot louder and more unified.

[𝔸ʀᴛɪꜱᴛ𝔻ᴜᴛᴄʜ❤️ @ArtistDutchArt_]

Another classroom in elementary school ( 7/8 years old ), another day, another crypto lesson.

Today we talked about Robinhood 🟩NFTs, digital ownership, and how collections become culture and driving communities.

Afterwards, the kids grabbed Stonkbrokers characters from the @ClutchMarkets world and started drawing.

The details are a lot for elementary school, outfits, expressions, little extras everywhere and they still delivered.

Big thanks to @ClutchMarkets for the art that actually gets kids to pick up a pencil after a Web3 lesson.
🤍✏️

#NFTs #CryptoEducation #ClutchMarkets #Web3Kids

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

Huge thank you to @CTuska for accepting my application and making me an intern.

Honestly, it means a lot. I’ve been here every day posting, learning, supporting, and trying to soak up as much as I can from the @ClutchMarkets ecosystem.

Now I officially get to clock in. ⏰

Time to learn. Create. Appreciate. DEGEN.

Grateful for the opportunity, @CTuska . 🫡

Let’s see how far this internship goes…

@CTuska @ClutchMarkets @OxSimpleFarmer

CLOCKED IN. 💼⏰

[up. @uponrh]

10 weeks on up.

- TVL up
- Volume up
- Fees up
- Holder revenue up

- Circulating supply flat

No dilution. Unlimited upside.

[梦好哈 /swarms/mcs @Sweetpee_34]

@nativeaborean 是否考虑在up的界面里集合veup的nft交易？

[Alexander @nativeaborean]

None of this is by luck or chance.

up is almost 2 years in the making.

https://t.co/bYQwwdxgP9 ↑

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

GM

[VMAN 💼 LRCC 🦍 @veeman_eth]

WAS THAT IT??

Seems like we have found some buying power after a substantial draw down, $STONKBROKER PA showing signs of a possible break-of-trend. Thought we may see true max pain at 10M Mc, but maybe not. Once we reclaim 26M Mc, next target is back over 30M.

Given all the SB liquidity sinks, continuous SB burns and the successful launch of yet another cool revenue generator in @MeebitCompany NIGHTSHADES, the selling, despite relentless, will at some point let up. There is simply not enough tokies in a fixed supply asset with this much liquidity locked up to keep selling.

Was that the bottom? Maybe. or maybe we still need to shake some more weak hands out (yes marley chunger im talking about you).

If anyone with any sense at all, looks at the fundamentals (barely anyone does), then the value proposition looks obvious. The last 24h saw an additional 11 brokers get activated bringing the total to 1833 as at today. 864 brokers are forever trapped inside the anvil.

KOLs were sidelined, extractors are punished and traders are cursing to themselves unable to handle the PA. The signs are there.

After 5 years collecting NFTs, I was finally early to something meaningful: @stonkbrokershub is building infra for the next wave of crypto natives that will find their way on-chain and they will. They just might not front run all the major banks now scrambling to start minting stablecoins.

SB Eco continues to grow. tended to by a founder with principles and honour. Someone who sees the forest through the trees and the potential of this ECO if RH chain takes its rightful place as the L2 for RWAs.

I continue to be grateful to have found this project.

I continue to be bullish @OxSimpleFarmer

I continue to...

Clock in