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When I think a coworker has found my twitter I add another 01 to my @

[$weeeeezy @Sweezy1010101]

LMAO every damn year @afooky sends me these 😂

[Shawn G. Chittle @ShawnChittle]

Whoever buys one of these and makes it a street legal DC party bus will print money.

[$weeeeezy @Sweezy1010101]

Finally watched obsession and I legit gagged and nearly vomited at the sandwich part........ Anyways, Inde is an amazing actress.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

I will always scroll down and click on the Reddit suggestion from 8 years ago before I trust an AI overview

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

They say books won’t change the world. Tell that to every colonizer who burned them. To every enslaved person who was punished for reading. Literacy is resistance. Literacy is liberation. The library is a battlefield.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey. So. The people that scan rare antique books and destroy them are the bad guys in every dystopian story. Just FYI.

[Rev. Dr. Boudyka @bdk1521]

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN, YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST DIPSHITS -feminists

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

If you think that this is just something for fun, you are beyond stupid. Rewriting history will be easier when you can make fake AI footage to back it up. A new Orwellian nightmare reality.

[rick carlisle @4theluvoftennis]

everyone needs to get more pissed

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Fun fact: Mitch McConnell has voted against practically every federal paid leave bill in existence

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

These cats were put in separate cages because they kept fighting

[Cory Archibald @CMArchibald]

The craziest thing about this chart is that the price hike all goes back to when food producers realized they could use COVID to artificially inflate prices and people would just keep paying it because they have to eat and then nobody ever stopped them or held them accountable.

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

CEO: did you take those press release pics?

Photog: sure did boss, dead eyes of Baphomet staring through a door in Backrooms and everything

CEO: what

[Chris Jaxon Speaks @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Project Hail Mary is STILL top 5 movies this year

[Martín @johnnypark18]

Yo viendo Project Hail Mary pensando que se moría Rocky

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

The US economy basically works like this:

Get paid: $4,500.

Give $1,800 to a landlord. Give $450 to health insurance. Give $400 to a car payment. Give $300 to gas. Give $350 to groceries. Give $200 to student loans.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for $52,000 in 1985 about how you need to stop buying avocado toast and cancel Netflix.

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

The plan is to erase physical knowledge so they can monetize it.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

the world was better without ai

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Well you fucking suck at it

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Funny how you can track a thirteen year old child across state lines when she's needing an abortion, but not for the adult who raped her.

Because god forgive we infringe on HIS rights.