Danielle

Possible lunatic.

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

They’re gonna ban Super Bowl parades before they ban any guns.

[Lebang Moloi @lebang_moloi]

Mass Shooting happening right now at KC Chiefs Parade... #ChiefsParade

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

I hope Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift have a lovely day. They seem like really nice people & also, in general, I simply support anything that irritates miserable people.

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

@AnimalPlanet #PuppyBowl #mvp moosh for mvp or we riot

[T. L. McBeth @T_L_Mcbeth]

My wife got mad at me because I bought this hot dog card for $8. But what she doesn't realize is that it sings and it's an INVESTMENT.

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

@DevinRidder I’m worried Google will assume I don’t like cats and I like to keep my Google advertisers accurate to my tastes.

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

I tried to Google “do cats wink?” but I instead said “do cats sink?” and now I’m worried about what category Google advertisers just put me in.

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

People don’t know what causation vs correlation is and it really shows.

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

*taking 3 ibuprofen instead of just 2* i’m here for a good time not a long time

[MyHeartIsOhMyGod @NeoGotMyNuts]

#dailyreminder

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

Sometimes I torture myself by reading 1 star reviews of my favorite books

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

@labeebe94 @MsKnowles110 Yes I can!

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

Let's all hibernate for the winter, eh? Bears make it look so easy.

[Mashable @mashable]

Bear hibernation is a superpower, but it comes with a cost https://t.co/LRjBtvinP3

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

@labeebe94 I feel good about it! 👍

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

@Memeulous Here's a classic: Shoes
https://t.co/d8U3bDFvBQ

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

Apparently you can chain yourself to your mask for the low price of $68.

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

The to-go box industry must be booming right now.

[Danielle @SwellDanielle2]

It's a great time to catfish someone.