Swerve

lost light bartender!!! autistic!!! ❤️ @sparkofglass | Character is both IC and OOC deviated a bit from canon.

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@BTurd42070654 i guess i got the force now

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

WHAT?!

[Mono 🦠🌈 | Comms CLOSED @ChocoZ2004]

WELCOME TO THE 79TH EPISODE OF SURPRISE PREGNANCY !! OOOH SOON WE WILL BE ON OUR LAST 20 EPISODES OF MY ! CAN U GUESS WHO IS PREGNANT TONIGHT ?

AND OUR WINNER IS SWERVE ‼️‼️‼️

CONGRATULATIONS ON UR PREGNANCY 🎉🎉🎉

I CAST PREGNANCY ON SWERVE 🪄✨️✨️✨️

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

theres another swerve?

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

SCRAP i am not online for quite a while hows bots

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@BADASSTRON127_ TRUST ME . you don't really need alignment tbh .

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@BADASSTRON127_ alcohol is a drink! it tastes good but if you drink a lot it will temporarily knock you out!!! drinking it a lot would instead get you addicted though BUT BUT it tastes good!!

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@BADASSTRON127_ // hai

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@ChocoZ2004 @MossyElectronic @HotRodProFisher @K1NG_Grimlock @Kamo_Alt thank you, thank you!!

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@ChocoZ2004 @MossyElectronic @HotRodProFisher @K1NG_Grimlock @Kamo_Alt i have my own ways

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@ChocoZ2004 @MossyElectronic @HotRodProFisher @K1NG_Grimlock @Kamo_Alt undertale mentioned!!!

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@shbllkaa maybe i am maybe i am not but at least i am who i am

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@Kamo_Alt that would be hosted by me! i will make it to consideration.

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@HotRodProFisher never knew our captain likes hatsune miku LMAO

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

sorry about my absence im back

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@tfwheelie [Swerve's optics brighten up with joy]

yes! you can do delivery! i believe i can count on you.

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

swerve's hiring!

new position for DELIVERY

requirements:
- prefer knowing the ship layout. but learning via experience also works.

come to swerve's to apply!

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@Kamo_Alt wow! okay.

[swerve does something to a computer and prints out a card]

welcome to the swerve's loyalty program! drink and get points.

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

swerve's open!

for this week anyone having good standing in the swerve's loyalty program get 10% on drinks!

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@Kamo_Alt [swerve gives springer a form]

here you go! a simple signup form. just write your name and sign.

[Swerve @SwerveBartend]

@Kamo_Alt oh! its easy! just sign up at swerves! you get points for drinks, and you can exchange for prizes! sometimes we do a discount like this as well.