Swiftar

I hate peacocks. No really. I also sometimes send out cat pics.

[Swiftar @SwiftarHZN]

@Lumidoom Dudes really do be avoiding therapy. I know one guy that refuses to go because he doesn’t “want to turn into a robot.” Like okay dude just keep being a piece of shit to everyone I guess?

[Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2]

Seattleites, please admire #Jimothy from a distance. Tyrians, you can approach him in-game, where it's safe.

Starting Aug. 11, track him down in Lion’s Arch to unlock a Jimothy mini of your own. 🦝

Fun fact: an ArenaNet dev's spouse filmed the original viral video and named him!

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@jdotb

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@NYCMayor @Baileymoon15 Ay yo?

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@MrGMYT Real-name rebranding would be the only way to go I think. It would be awkward to switch from one gaming moniker to the other.

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@TheWindstalker Would be amazing if all the proceeds went to a wildlife conservation charity!

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@anniefuchsia You’re probably on to something. Realistically the only way to isolate it to one individual is with multiple instances

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@DogParkSandbox @Wowhead Sorry but what point are you trying to make? Should they have done nothing?

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@ObviousRises You are mentally ill.

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@Bognost @Lumidoom @Blizzard_Ent Atrocious is the proper word. Perhaps not even strong enough.

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@HalfwayPost Ok

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@Tippick @anniefuchsia I second this! A shirt and then even going outside and shaking a favorite toy or something once in a while

[Wowhead💙 @Wowhead]

A new 6-month subscription mount is available on live servers, the Sunflare Driftmoth!

#Midnight #Warcraft

https://t.co/H0GLY3hPaB

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@chrissyxchi The AC draw on the power grid will end in blackout. The lettuce draw on the bowels will end in brownout.

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@stoolpresidente Your pizza reviews aren’t even that good

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@DellAnnaLuca @RxflowR I swear Musk has the most idiotic fanbase

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@BillAckman I love how so many of these arguments begin with “imagine…” because there are so few legitimate REAL scenarios.

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@HistoryBoomer @thedianhanson Sounds like the landlords need to grab them bootstraps and pull!

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@dannycantalk Maybe they should get a second job

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