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@Uber_Support My Uber Eats order from McDonald’s arrived with a leaked drink and stone cold food. I provided photo evidence but only received a £0.68 refund and the case was auto-closed without proper review. Please can a human review this properly?

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@VictoriaS Has the show been cancelled? We can't find anything about episodes 5-8, are they going to be aired?

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@thevalecartoon @thebarryhorns It is an actual photo of me, -not- Snake Plissken by the way, I get that a lot.

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@thevalecartoon @thebarryhorns Nice one, sent it on 18th Jan. Just sent again - you're welcome.

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@thevalecartoon dim cameo i fi, cywilydd

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@thevalecartoon @thebarryhorns "I'm a one track lover, down a two way la-ane, travelling fast down the highway, must've been insaaane...". "'Daddy don't forget me' 'I haven't but you're dead, you have little brother now and someday we'll all meet... in Valhalla". Speaking of being forgotten, where's my cameo?!

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@SamsungUK @hookeydookie Especially poor value considering the S22 Ultra has only 12gb ram instead of 16gb in the S21 Ultra and appears to be performing worse in some benchmarks than the latest iphone, while costing more! Disappointing @SamsungUK

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@thevalecartoon Tidy. I dont have Facebook/Instagram because f*ck Zuckerberg and Meta

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@thevalecartoon Still waiting for my cameo post Gold Cobra promo, seems to have gone P2W now, fair enough. I'll send you a £15 code for Argos now to put towards a lockbox for all that cash, minted/safeAF. Just make sure to get Grogu and the Blurrg right otherwise I'll never hear the end of it...

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@thevalecartoon @thevalecartoon Joke's on you, I haven't stopped watching it, I can't sleep unless its on in the background. Someone help me

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Shame on you, @game_collection - merry christmas and happy new year, I dont know how you sleep at night. Scoundrels.

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@IGN It Takes Two deserves this.

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@thevalecartoon I only watched HIGNFY to see this plug. Was not disappointed.

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@thevalecartoon Yes, I think I shall. Where do you keep them? That's my nan's xmas present sorted. Tidy.

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@beastly_media I can not reach physical romantic fulfilment unless I listen to #TheGoldenCobra with my eyes closed and gudgudi my Kookaburra Kahuna Kashmir Willow

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@bbcwales The Golden Cobra literally changed the way I live my life. It is the most significant televisual event since the happiness dragon & Welsh witch graced our screens in Chorlton and the Wheelies, before I was born. What more can I say? What more can I say. @thevalecartoon

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@thevalecartoon yeah boys, the morning after... this is it now, the Big Time. Prime time (11:05pm) BBCWales. A star has been born and his name is Dr Jubb. He is available to film in Wales if you're looking for an edgy new Doctor Who @bbcwales as long as you pay for the bus, like.

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@BBCWales We all need a beautiful man in our lives, fortunately mine is me. To celebrate the great success of the seminal Golden Cobra, I'll treat you all to a Bombay Special when I'm next down town boys.

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@bbcwales The Golden Cobra, coming at you like a randy, sandy stoat! Anyone for a pint down the Queen's Nest after this boys? Come on you melons

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@BBCWales The Golden Cobra is the best thing I have ever seen on this channel and I do not say that lightly. Real people, but Welsh and drawn as cartoons like. Like South Park but with more soul, man. Nice one boys @thevalecartoon #cameo

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Massive congratulations @thevalecartoon looking forward to le premiere of #TheGoldenCobra tonight, getting Ebbw Vale the recognition it rightly deserves is important work- well done. Nice one @BBCWales for giving this talented duo a chance! Now pull your fingers out and finish s3

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@BBCWales The Golden Cobra - pure comedy gold. Sweet as a nut, good job @thevalecartoon boys! Safe as, like. Now about that cameo...