Triathlete on a date

30 something woman (who doesn't get that one sport is hard enough) in search for her Terribly Dashing Mr Darcy Type.

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

Oh didn't I miss it... 🤦🏼‍♀️🙈😬 #backtoonlinedating #tinder #tinderfail #sexpest #onlinedating

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@ranirulesjapan Wow! 🙈🙈🙈

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

Dating world is getting tad too small for me... to cut long story short, joined a friend and her friends for a post race drink. The friend starts talking to a chap and as convo rolls his bio details sounds strangely familiar... yep I sent him a message on a dating web... 🙈

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

A Brexiter recently stated that I am wasting my time calling for a second EU referendum.

He claimed that support for another referendum is dwindling. Rather predictably he added: “you lost, get over it.”

To prove he’s wrong, please retweet if you want a second EU referendum.

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with.

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@datingmemoirs Dropped them! If they can't be arsed to make time to see me, I am not interested 💁

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@newgirlbianca @SuburbanGentUK Bloody hell 🤦‍♀️ I was chatting to a guy who had Mile End as location. Turned it was Mile End in... Colchester 🤷‍♀️ feeling tricked tbh

oh and he already invited me to the local parkrun over there on Saturday 9am!!! such gent 🤦‍♀️ dude this ain't gonna happened

[Bumble @bumble]

The right person will shower you with kindness, not excuses.

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@mushroominator 💁 https://t.co/g2nX92HvlM

[Mush & tonic @mushroominator]

@SwimBikeRunDate I agree, it makes life a lot easier! Just doesn't seem to happen that often in my life

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@tinderellasays @mushroominator @LucyGoesDating Oh yeah! Americans defo make a good date! 👌

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@mushroominator @tinderellasays @LucyGoesDating Let me get it straight - you date someone called Rachel and treat well - dinners, flowers and what's not but just yesterday you were saying that you struggle with asking women out? You are moving fast! 🤣

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@palinkaface @LucyGoesDating @mushroominator That's what I mean! Here it feels like a battlefield where all men just want a shag and women try to get them into a committed relationship 🤦‍♀️

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@palinkaface @LucyGoesDating @mushroominator Damn it, had one Hungarian interested but I let it slip 🙈

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@LucyGoesDating @mushroominator I'm not gonna lie, when I come across one of these nations, they have 99.5% more chances to be swiped right...I really crave normal dating, i am sick of games, mixed signals, 👻 zombing, breadcrambing and whatsnot... but still somehow I end up on dates with English 🤦‍♀️

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@LucyGoesDating @mushroominator Haha cultural differences! Maybe we need to look more mid Europe 💁 French? Dutch? Belgium? Swiss? 🤔

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@LucyGoesDating @mushroominator I had shock of my life when I arrived here! 🙈🤣

[Triathlete on a date @SwimBikeRunDate]

@LucyGoesDating @mushroominator Haha hot blood! You see, in many European cultures men pursue women. And I mean pursue. Gifts, flowers, asking out, being around. Not sure whether it's still the case but when I was a teen, a guy needed to ask me out at least 3 times for me to agree to go on a date! 🙃