Mark Swingler

Mechanical Engineer (ret'd). Folk musician. Blocks idiots, porn, bores, & bots. Winding down here in favour of the azure heavens.

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@adrianfclarke How come this Capri looks so good when mine rotted away 40 years ago?

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@WolfofX Surely an inappropriate invasion of privacy.

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@DanielJHannan HoL has sufficient cretins already.

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@CliveWismayer Simply a case of incompetent amateurs bypassing the professionals.

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@CliveWismayer @StiffNips2 @grok Can you trust grok to be accurate?

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@CliveWismayer @michaelgove I seem to remember a report at the time that reputable UK-made PPE was being exported.

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@CliveWismayer Only the grossly incompetent make errors on that scale.

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@dave43law Security should only be provided whilst on parliamentary duties, i.e. never.

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@leightonnotcool @ToryWipeout That's a VW

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@dave43law That was a "no due dilgence" then.

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@HaightonPaul After all, Boston to New York is only 10 miles / 20 minutes.

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@Mike_M_Klotz Back in the 1980s I paid £100 for an XK140 in barn-find condition without first considering my lack of funds or appropriate skills. After several years of negligible progress, I sold it for £700, so not all bad.

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@matflusk @dieworkwear Only deform voters.

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@Innit_thouh @Whitsundays93 @swlines @British_Airways But the Ryanair fanfare plays on touchdown

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@DailyMail Indeed. Doing a deal with someone far less poisonous ruined Nick Clegg's reputation.

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@dave43law He seems to make no effort to support Clacton so he will not be an MP after the next election.

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@TheHost_ How come this wasn't sorted when they booked?

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@MittensOff Time to remember the literally meaning of 'incredible'.

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@rahhead01 @TheRealJamieKay Yes

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