Taylor

scrambling jets

[Taylor @SwishReport]

POV: you’ve just been thrown out at first base and are arguing with the ump at the Hogwarts intramural softball game

[Taylor @SwishReport]

This is very cool and whatever but it’s honestly so hilarious to say I got better at basketball because of sharks. Regardless if it’s true or not it’s hilarious. What if we made Sharks watch Lebron in the 2016 finals then study if they hunt better afterwards? That’s science.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent met with Rob Pelinka last summer to learn how Kobe Bryant mentally prepared himself, per @ramonashelburne.

“One summer Bryant had become obsessed with studying how great white sharks hunt and attack their prey. So it became Pelinka's job to find him the best place in the world to do that -- which is apparently Guadalupe, an island 150 miles off the coast of Baja, Mexico, where you can go cage diving in the crystal-clear waters.
Bryant would later write in The Players' Tribune in 2017 that his study of great whites helped him defend Allen Iverson.”

[Taylor @SwishReport]

I feel like guys who say this haven’t played enough full court 5s park ball on a double rim with mid hoopers because sometimes these games can get into a serious scoring drought and it feels likes a nice splash of cold water when someone hits a shot that’s essentially two baskets

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

I just can’t believe “1s and 2s to 11” is still the standard over “2s and 3s to 21” in pickup ball.

[Taylor @SwishReport]

Got his ass.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

¡Así murió el millonario Ernie Dosio, brutalmente aplastado por una manada de cinco elefantes enfurecidos junto a su cría!

Mientras cazaba antílopes, los gigantes se sintieron amenazados y, en una estampida de furia salvaje, lo pisotearon sin misericordia hasta dejarlo destrozado bajo sus toneladas de músculo y rabia.

Un final tan cruel como inesperado para un hombre que lo tenía todo.

@Jhonffonseca

[Taylor @SwishReport]

Between this ai mismatch circle and the Tatum Sofi commercial I may have reached my limit of brand/marketing bullshit before the game has even began.

[Taylor @SwishReport]

Dogshit

[Nerd em Cartaz @nerdemcartaz]

“Final perfeito de Stranger Things não existe”

O final perfeito:

[Taylor @SwishReport]

It feels insane watching people react to movies on this app. If you don’t agree with someone’s take that a vampire movie that is essentially an elevated From Dusk till Dawn is a deeply powerful social commentary, you’re racist.

[woop @woop54]

Sinners is a deeply powerful social commentary that uses its popcorn tendencies to be accessible. This just comes off as racist I’m sorry

[414EvanRytlewski @Evanryt]

Sinners as a fun, rare, big-budget, non-IP popcorn film: hell yeah

Sinners as one of the defining prestige films of the century: I dunno guys

[Taylor @SwishReport]

I’m fully engaged in this article

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

https://t.co/A6Str33Kpy

[Taylor @SwishReport]

I think maybe a lot of those people didn’t miss the point we just didn’t enjoy a super corny scene beating us over the head with the point

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

this app is an interesting place because i’ve just learned that there are A LOT of people that hate this scene and feel like Sinners was good before this scene, and became ass after it. i really don’t wanna be that guy but how could you possibly miss the point that badly

[Taylor @SwishReport]

Grayson Allen punked tf out of Chet here lol

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Grayson Allen has been ejected from Suns-Thunder after being assessed a flagrant 2 for his hard foul on Chet Holmgren.

Good or bad ejection? 🤔

[Taylor @SwishReport]

Nice

[Taylor @SwishReport]

Pee pee poo poo

[Taylor @SwishReport]

Pee pee poo poo

[Taylor @SwishReport]

Look at how well our system works as they discuss the murder of a man in broad daylight is almost too perfect

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

EARHARDT: Mr President, see these buildings? A lot of them in New York City you built. That's called capitalism, not socialism. What's your reaction to Mamdani?

TRUMP: I call him my little communist. But he has to come to Washington for money ... it looks like he's gonna win. And that's a rebellion.

[Taylor @SwishReport]

@HeyAntzNoPants She’s not even out there. She would have 0 context to even make a claim like that.

[Taylor @SwishReport]

I’m like 0/5 on explaining this show to friends and family. Every time I can see them just look at me confused.

[bald sebastian stan @filemyrph]

Trying to explain The Rehearsal to someone makes you sound insane.

[Taylor @SwishReport]

.@BillSimmons every time

[Taylor @SwishReport]

I think I could make a tiger like me in 20 minutes

[Taylor @SwishReport]

In season one when he paid the background actors for the birthday and saved like $17,000 by not having them talk but also moved the replica bar to a brand new location and got a temp liquor license is another great example

[Leon Sjogren @Leonsjogren]

Nathan Fielder not willing to fork out royalties for the singer’s audition songs but happy to pay for a full working replica airport is why this show is amazing.

#TheRehearsal