Swish Valley 🏀

Basketball stories that might not have happened

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

I deeply despise people that have zero regard for other people’s time.

“Oh I am always late” you are a fool actually.

[appo @appo__]

what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Giannis Antetokounmpo could be turned off by joining an older team like the Golden State Warriors and facing the same criticism Kevin Durant did for playing in Stephen Curry’s shadow, per @JakeLFischer

“League sources say that Golden State is aware of recent rumblings that Antetokounmpo can't be assumed to be as eager as he was once perceived to be to relocate to Stephen Curry's town and team. How credible are such rumblings? Presumably only Giannis knows for sure. Yet I have heard from sources briefed on the situation that some in the know suspect Antetokounmpo could be turned off by the idea of joining an older team and/or facing the sort of criticism that Kevin Durant continues to absorb to this day about teaming up with Curry.”

(Via https://t.co/kTYRAKomBv)

[Content Connect @contenttconnect]

Raenest Exchange was an absolute fever dream!

If you missed out on Raenest Exchange 2025, you really missed out 🥹

From the panel sessions, to the ambience, to the food, everyone literally ate (pun intended)

We love connecting in physical spaces so when we call, you make sure you pick up 🙂‍↔️

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

Was just about to trash this crumpled paper, customer walks in and asks a question. I answer while tossing it, and it goes in clean. Would've been massive aura debt if I missed fr.😮‍💨

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

Was just about to trash this crumpled paper, customer walks in and asks a question. I answer while tossing it, and it goes in clean. Would've been massive aura debt if I missed fr.😮‍💨

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

the way they keep tapping the ball with a flattened palm and "weak" fingers to keep it bouncing, is all amusing because you know you've been there before. It is like watching a baby take its first steps, and that is really wholesome. 2/2

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

I won't lie, it's always funny watching people who don't play basketball try to put some moves on. The awkward shuffling of the feet when trying to bounce the ball between them, the awkward body posture where the top half of the body is slightly bent forward, 1/2

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

It is remarkable how no matter how bad my performance is when I visit the court, I always have at least one above average play that I keep replaying in my head while basking in the euphoria of how good the play was. I need to learn to apply that to life in general.

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

It is remarkable how no matter how bad my performance is when I visit the court, I always have at least one above average play that I keep replaying in my head while basking in the euphoria of how good the play was. I need to learn to apply that to life in general.

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

Kyrie Irving BKN ‘22-23 artwork

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: Michael Beasley defeats Lance Stephenson in a 1v1 game, 31-21.

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

How bad did it hurt when you committed that unforced turnover late in the game and your team went on to lose by one?

[Mo Dakhil @MoDakhil_NBA]

OKC starting small has opened up an opportunity for the Pacers and Siakam to punish smalls when they switch. Twi easy buckets on Wallace so far.

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

What the Haliburton

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

@Hoopersreligion Only on the court.

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

Court Chronicles Ep. 2. From Hot Streak to Highlight Reel.
It was a Wednesday and I visited the court at Ilupeju at midday to play. It was my first time visiting that day of the week, and now, I sort of regret it.

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

See Ep. 1
https://t.co/oPPXdVPEub

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

Court Chronicles Ep. 1 : Left Hand, Right Moment.

The score was 10–8. Game to 11. One more bucket and this set was mine.
This wasn’t a regular run. It was one of them games.

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

He still caught the ball near the baseline.
Two strong dribbles.
I braced. Useless.
He gathered. Jumped.
Dunked. On my head.
Clean.
The court erupted. All on camera.

[Swish Valley 🏀 @SwishValley]

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