Ryan Swain

i like to pee on walls

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Every chick think they’re freaky till they meet an old white open couple

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Still cycling around. Awesome!

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Is it still cool to rock dude rompers? Cuz summer is here.

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@PrimarchJ Someone said. This was an animated way for Mindy to suck her own dick

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Saw a fire in the morning. Worked a full day. Had a burger and beers for dinner. Voted. AAAAAAND made it home for jeopardy. #successfulswain

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Lmao rated E

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@TSUPYRC @LouAye_ @DailyLoud @jbrometry

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@DailyLoud @LaWave_ @jbrometry

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Girls named Taylor are almost always smokes.

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“I just hit my wooden boy with a piece of wood!” - Tom Hanks

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Thank you

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This is why I love Twitter. Two ppl who act like they definitely know what they’re talking about on the same subject but are saying different things. I coulda been convinced by either honestly lol

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Are Jamie King and Jamie Pressly the same person?

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Watch the left run back to ‘one vote, one person’ slogan for the mids and beyond….

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I hate when I get a hankering for Jack Daniels

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Drunk by noon. It’s a lifestyle.

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GOOD FOOKIN MORNING 🚨 GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, STRETCH YOUR BACK, DRINK SOME WATER AND QUIT BEING A SHITTY PERSON. IT'S TUESDAY

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Are we back to calling things ghetto?
Cuz im seeing that shit everywhere.

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The only thing I don’t like about the DeppVsHeard trial is all the uninvolved lawyers and home schooled legal wannabes that are now podcasting/streaming/creating videos about their reactions and 2 cents….. but I mean, get your clout and views however you can I guess.

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@united I landed at my layover then was informed my connecting flight is cancelled and rescheduled till tomorrow. What am suppose to do here for a full 24 hours? With a huge line at customer service and 30 minute hold for ‘virtual assistance.’ This has now botched my work day.