Darren

I’m probably moaning or talking about F1. Nothing in between.

[Darren @SwndLord]

@prieurdp Because famously, reversing out of a space doesn’t block the road at all, obviously.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Nigel Farage hasn't voted in Parliament for the last 11 weeks and has now missed 77 votes in a row, according to official records. The last time he turned up was to vote against adraft regulations for the Employment Rights Act, and that says it all.

[Babble @Babble____]

Hardly my most radical opinion but I think the government should probably step in when energy companies are raising bills 364% above inflation

[Darren @SwndLord]

@mscott7612 @baxterparp @rik_big SNP did not win a single seat through the PR part of the voting system. Every SNP seat gained was using the same FPTP system used in Westminster.

[Darren @SwndLord]

@hohonsuma1 @TheMylesLive @LuckOrSkiII Easier fix is to adjust the brake pedal dead zone. The clutch is TOO light.

[Darren @SwndLord]

@benfromsuffolk To be fair half the time it’s because people are too lazy to walk the length of themselves. My estate has communal parking areas with allocated and extra spaces always half empty but people will park on the road next to the car park entrance cause it’s closer to their front door.

[MSM Monitor @msm_monitor]

Two headlines on the BBC on the same day. One relates to the SNP Govt's attempt to cap the price of essential food items. The other relates to the UK Labour Govt's attempt to cap the price of essential food items.

Near identical aims, but completely opposite framing.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

How this isn’t an immediate impeach and remove from office situation blows my mind. There isn’t a word invented in the English language for this level of pure corruption. This country is fucking cooked.

[Monisha Rajesh 🍉 @monisha_rajesh]

Prince Harry: “we must stand against both antisemitism and anti-Muslim hate.” Guess which part has been erased by @SkyNews @ITVX @thetimes and @BBCBreaking

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[Wontwo Badsoup @wontwobadsoup]

fucking moron

[Lawrence Whittaker @ListerLawrence]

Yesterday I posted about the Temu Range Rover, and a lot of you replied about issues you’ve been having with Jaecoo too.

So I took the liberty of reading the warranty document of Britain’s best selling car, as I'd heard they had a 7 year warranty. Prudent, since we will be covering them one day, well that day is sooner than I thought!

Whilst they do advertise a 7 year 100,000 mile warranty and some parts are covered under this, many parts are only warranted for 3 years or just 40,000 miles! These include:

• A/C Compressor.
• Alternator.
• Ball Joint(s).
• Brake Caliper.
• Catalytic Converter.
• Dashboard Upholstery and Trims (wear & tear).
• Infotainment Unit.
• Exhaust System.
• Fuel Injector(s).
• Fuel Pump.
• Oil Pump.
• Seat Upholstery (wear & tear).
• Shock Absorber(s).
• Starter Motor.
• Steering Wheel Upholstery (wear & tear).
• Timing Belt.
• Track Rod End.
• Water Pump.
• Wheel Bearing.
• Window Regulator.

Worse still, the remote control key is only covered for 1 year or 20,000 miles, and if you are using the car as an Uber, Taxi, Courier or Driving School the main warranty limits are reduced further.

It's been a long time since i've seen any manufacturer offer warranty cover only for the first 40,000 miles, in fact I can't remember any. I know these cars are cheap, but perhaps that is for a reason...?

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

The man who is desperately trying to insert cryptocurrency into UK politics is now crying foul of a hack on his computer.

Like it's 1998.

Remember Farage's excuse for 'forgetting' to declare 17 separate incomes was … “I don't do computers”.

Pick a lane, Nigel.

If his online security is so terrible that his personal computer can be 'hacked' then I'd probably steer clear of him as an advocate for the crypto industry.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

So in fact Nigel Farage did not need to finance private security because the Home Office offered him free Met Police close protection which he rejected.

Guess the last thing he wanted was policeman seeing and hearing what he was doing every day.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The first thing Nigel Farage will introduce if he is elected is Health Insurance.

The NHS correctly costs £200bn a year.

In the USA Health Insurance is £14,000 a year per person

£14,000 x 50m adults is £700bn a year. £500bn a year profit

If you can't afford that you are dying

[Darren @SwndLord]

@MC102974446418 @reformexposed Nope, they don��t 😂

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Crazy isn't it Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party had an 'antisemitism crisis' and now Zack Polanski's Green Party does.

While Nigel Farage's Reform party, with Nigel Farage and loads of Nazi lovers, doesn't.

It's like it's some kind of scam used against Left Wing parties.

[Sam @SamCKx]

Nigel Farage has committed prosecutable election offences with this video under the Representation of the People Act 1983.

The Act prohibits inducing voters through the threat of “temporal injury��, which includes material disadvantage such as the targeted imposition of government burdens.

Threatening to specifically house illegal migrants in a constituency if it does not vote Reform is coercive and constitutes a criminal offence.

[Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs]

What stage of state disintegration is it when potential parties of government start threatening to punish voters for not supporting them?

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

It’s sooo vital for Reform that people not know that the local elections coming up this Thursday is for like bin collections and local issues like that. The local elections cannot affect national policy like this. Please tell ppl to vote based on what’s happening in their area!!