Swolahontas

Never speak to me again unless its to ask if ive lost weight

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

If you're not coming in for a spray tan today you can find yourself a new best friend

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

Everyones so fucking annoying, do you NEED santa on your grande double dipped caramel chunk fatty fat latte? Parum pum pum punch yourself👊🏼

[TextsFromJulie @TextsFromJulie]

Who are you trying to impress posting screenshots of your bank info? Nobody cares you know how to flip a nicklesack and deposit $10

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

Wanna play halo 5 but dont wanna be pissed

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

And now the #CNNdebate with your roastmaster @realDonaldTrump

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#HairstyleAppreciationDay #FucktasticFriday

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#ThrowbackThursday to when panera>gains #july4th #progress

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Two things i do not fucking do is pick up hamsters or sit on public toilets in tampa

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

If hes the most eligible bachelor for over 5 years then he probably has a #Grindr ladies

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

If im not lifting weights im giving out free #headshots #CallOfDuty #gamerpositivity
gamertag: dammmitashley

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

Some people go from fat to fit and others go from fat to flabby skeletor #Scary

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

I need something thats more than juvaderm but less than implants

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

All my facebook statuses are about the gym, xbox and getting my butt touched #timehop

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

Dont ask me what i want for fucking christmas and then tell me why i dont need fillers

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

A yoga mat, blender bottles and a babe walker book. Merry Christmas mom #babewalker #whitegirlproblems #babemas

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All the #cky2k shit should be on netflix #cky #keykeycomeer

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Maniacle chupacabra #babewalker #psychos

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The only reason i should see someone standing outside of publix is if they have samoas to sell me #BillCosby

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Sorry i'm late i didnt want to come

[Swolahontas @Swolahontas]

Sometimes i think about being super fit, then i think about panera. #moderation #progress #fitnessmotivation