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[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Taylor Swift makes music for girls who have been in 2+ accidents in their Honda Civic

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

currently looking at a small child wearing a shirt that says “Best Day Ever” and she’s sobbing hysterically which I get

[lauren badillo milici @motelsiren]

you’re all nickelback haters until ‘how you remind me’ comes on at the bar at 2 am

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

nine year old me on a road trip staring out the window while evanescence blasts in my CD player

[jár @jarodzsz]

life finds a way

[🌹 @bachshit_crazy]

I wish Gabby could be the bachelorette every season #TheBachelorette

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

She’s a 4 but she puts a spell on you

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

prepare for hot girl summer by getting your

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[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting McDonald’s & Trader Joe’s Bouquet

[Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. @TheJasonOffutt]

In the Midwest, "Watch out for deer," means "I love you."

[milk @wet_foal]

crazy energy at the cracker barrel gift shop

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

allyship is when i say hello to the uber driver and he automatically turns the music from country to pop

[T.J. Chambers @tjchambersLA]

You’re allowed to call anything “Country music’s biggest night” like literally no one checks

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Will i understand Dune if i haven’t seen a shit ton of sand before

[prance @bocxtop]

being an adult sucks cuz when u were a kid if u wanted attention you could just start crying, now you have to go to grad school