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I love hot sauce!

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@RichOToole Why is my dude getting hate for (1) wanting a decent rate and (2) caring about his people? Step the hell off, jackasses. @RichOToole - hope your night was good. Keep rockin, buddy.

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Update - supposed to board 45 minutes ago and we’re still standing at the gate. @AlaskaAir - do better.

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@AlaskaAir My flight is supposed to take off in 21 minutes but the gate doors are still closed. When are you going to tell us we’re delayed?

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@RichOToole What in gods name

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@RichOToole @bucees I think it’s time @bucees did a Texas Legend collaboration with you.

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@GlobeEyeNews So…he was maybe part of one pedophile ring but isn’t allowed to be a part of the largest in human history? It’s like a credit card pre-approval. All of the pedophiles should be honorary catholic leaders. Shout out to catholicism for doubling down on the double standards.

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@RichOToole Done and done, dude!

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@recklesskelly I need this in my life.

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@NLittle06 Don’t be a Cowboys fan…live in the present, y’all.

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@michaelschwab13 VanWa but I’m all ORANGE!!

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@UberEats Why do you offer a delivery service when nobody actually delivers? Should I expect something for the money I pay, or am I just delusional?

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@PortlandPolice Maaaaaaaybe crack down on the real crime before pulling over the only person on the freeway.

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@Stros_Nes That’s easy…it’s because (1) major league sports are tilted against Houaton teams and always will be, and (2) the Yankees are MLB’s special little pet. Go Stros!!!!

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@ChipotleTweets I filled out your form. Let’s see if you do something about it.

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@ChipotleTweets Hi; long time listener, first time caller. So you made me wait a half hour past when my online order should have been ready, THEN I get home to, not the barbacoa bowl I paid for, but BEAN SOUP? Unacceptable. You’ve lost a friend for life. #badcustomerservice

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@rodryanshow And that’s just to look at it! God forbid they actually have to do any kind of work.

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@Uber_Support So when my driver is 5 minutes away, then stops for 15 minutes because she has to fill up, then take as ANOTHER 25 minutes to make the 5 minute drive, do I still have to pay for the ride? Angry.

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@NLittle06

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@katemshepherd I thought the whole purpose of this was to get rid of police...now people are upset the cops aren’t responding? You can’t have it both ways. Life without cops is life with crime.

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@Billy_PDX @PortlandPolice @tedwheeler Yeah, you really need to educate yourself, buddy. There are many, many ways to spend that number of rounds in a fairly small timeframe. It’s ok to be ignorant on the topic; don’t pretend to be an expert.